There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone Brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Fathers business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.
But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. Even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was more work for Him to do.
2007-04-18 11:32:02 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
LOL.. I like a sense of humor. Refreshing sometimes from all the arguing that goes on in here. Thanks
2007-04-18 11:35:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Paul hijacked Christianity and corrupted it with the beliefs from the Roman Pagan religion MITHRAISM.
He SAVED JUDAISM and those who did not accept Christ !!!!!!!!
Every Jew can now proudly say they do not believe in the Trinity which is a fundamental belief of all Polytheistic religions.
2007-04-18 11:38:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
And these categories, you have surmised makes him black?
I don't think so, my friend.....
Go and read the book of Revelation.... about the 2nd chapter where John describes having a fear of looking upon Christ whose voice he hears as the sound of roaring waters......
He describes Christ as the complexion of burnished brass....and the hair as wool.......
Yet, he was a Jew..... He was not a black man......
and no he did not call everyone "brother".... Mary Magdalene could hardly be construed as a "brother"......
Your sister,
ginger
2007-04-18 11:36:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
proofs that he was gay, too:
1. wore sandals all the time.
2. wore gowns and dresses
3. hung out with only guys and a prostitute.
4. at the last supper, all the guys sat on one side of the table, bending all over each other to get the butter and bread pudding.
5. he grew a beard to attract the daddy/leather crowd.
HELLO! big-time gay man!!
2007-04-18 11:35:41 · answer #4 · answered by Phyllis 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
LOL!!! Ohmygosh! Yeah, maybe jesus was a multicultural Bi-sexual transvestite! That way he can feel everyone's pain... and it could explain how come everyone else discriminated against him.
2007-04-18 11:39:24 · answer #5 · answered by equilibriumdisrupter 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny!
2007-04-18 11:35:09 · answer #6 · answered by Lehra R 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
That was good. I pick Italian Jesus since I'm Italian too.
Thanks for the laugh.
God bless.
2007-04-18 11:43:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee-hee!
2007-04-18 11:37:28 · answer #8 · answered by strpenta 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Is this supposed to be funny? It sorta is...
2007-04-18 11:35:30 · answer #9 · answered by darkskinnedxbeauty 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He he he, made me laugh out loud!!! So true....
2007-04-18 11:38:39 · answer #10 · answered by Kate 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋