Do you think that this joke is funny?

Question

Q: What party was Rudolph not invited to?
A: The Doner Party

Do you have any funny jokes that aren't that popular? I need a lot of funny unpopular jokes for aschool project and I thought that thiswas a good place to ask for help.

To totallyboy_crazy92:
Doner is like one of the reindeers I think... so thats why it could be funny.

Answer 1

I dont know if these are very popular but theyre my favorite jokes.

The Drowning Man.
There's a man drowning. A boat comes up and the person says, "Are you alright? Want To Come with me?" But the man replies "No God will save me." A second boat comes up and asks the same thing.
He replies "No God will save me." He dies from drowning and once he gets to heaven and asks God" Why didn't you save me?" God replies" I sent 2 boats for you Idiot".
Who's the Idiot?
"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up?"
Said the sarcastic teacher.
After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" inquired the teacher with a sneer.
"Well actually I don't," said the student,
"But I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."
Here are some Blond Jokes,
What does a bleached blonde and a 747 have in common?
A black box! Lol
How do you kill a blond?
Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
This blond goes to the bank to take out a $2000 loan. The bank sees she's extremely rich. They ask for collateral. She gives them the keys to her Ferrari. Two weeks she comes back and pays of the loan plus $10 interest. The loan officer asks why she took out the loan in the first place. She answers "where else do you know of that I could have parked my car for two weeks for $10?"
There's 4 women- 1 brunette and 3 blondes- holding onto a rope hanging off a cliff. The rope starts to break. The brunette says "ok. This rope cant hold 4 people so I'm going to sacrifice myself for the group and let go of the rope." the 3 blondes then clap for her bravery...
There is a blonde a brunette and a red head. Their car gets stuck in the dessert, so the brunette tells them to bring 1 thing on their walk back to civilization. The brunette brings the waters. The red head brings the sunscreen, and the blonde brigs the car door, the two other girls ask her y she is taking the car door, the blonde responds: so when it's hot I can roll down the window.
3 blondes were traveling to Disneyland and their driving and they see a sign DISNEYLAND LEFT, so they go home.
Q: What do you call a blonde with a brain?
A: Golden retriever
Here Are some Doctor Jokes:
Patient: Doctor, Doctor I only have 59 seconds to live
Doctor: Just wait A Minute
Patient: Doctor, Doctor I think I am shrinking
Doctor: Well your just going to have to be a little patient.
Patient: Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains
Doctor: Pull yourself together
Patient: Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pin
Doctor: I see your point.

A blonde was sick and tired of people making fun of her for being a blonde, so she decided to hang herself.
A couple minutes later two men walk by and see her hanging by her wrists.
"What are you doing." they ask her.
So she replies "Hanging myself."
The men are confused and asked "If you are hanging youself, you put the rope around your neck."
The blond says "Duh....I tried that, I couldn't breath."

So a blonde, brunette and redhead try to rob a bank and get caught by the police. Their punishment is execution by gunshot. The brunette is first. She is asked "Any last words?" and she replies "No." Right when she is about to get shot, she yells as loud as she can "HURRICANE!!!" Everybody turned around, and while they weren't looking, she ran away. The redhead was next. "Any last words?" she was asked. "No sir." she replied. Right when she is about to be shot, she yells as loud as she can 'EARTHQUAKE!!!" When everybody turns to see the "earthquake", the redhead runs off. Then it was the blonde's turn. She caught on to what the other girls were doing. When she was asked "Any last words?", she replied "Nope." right when she's about to get shot, she yells as loud as she can "FIRE!!!" So, what do you think?
Q. What's brown and sticky?
A. A stick
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day,
only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple
of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very
latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners." "Go away," said the old lady. "I haven't got any money, I'm broke!"As she proceeded to close the door, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide open.
"Don't be too hasty," he said. "Not until you have at least seen my
demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure on to her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this
horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.
The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a darn
good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning."
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
several times, does he become disoriented?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why
arent people from Holland called Holes?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why isnt the number 11 pronounced onety one?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
I thought about how mothers feed their babies
with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered
what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
If its true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would
be if it didnt zigzag?
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast.
The mime next door went nuts.
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does
that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?
Why cant woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?
Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say "Hi, my names Bob. Im an alcoholic"?
Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?
Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a use by date?
Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a
horrible crisp no one would eat?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think ill squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
What do people in China call their good plates?
If the professor on Gilligans Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why cant he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? Theyre both dogs.What do you call male ballerinas?
If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap why doesnt he
buy his dinner?Why is a person who handles money called a broker?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?
If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him is he still wrong?Why is it that when someone tells you that theres billions of stars in the universe,you believe them. But if they tell you theres wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
Doctor: Your problems are all in your head
Patient: I want a second opinion
Doctor: Okay you're crazy
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Answer 2

i am really sorry but that is not funny not one bit
But there is funny jokes
Your Momma jokes of course

Answer 3

uhhm.......lo siento.....kneres.....sono spiacente.....я огорченн.
those are all ways of saying "im sorry" in the following languages:
1)spanish
2)armenian
3)italian
4)russian

so ya.......IM SORRY but i really dont get it.