a little boy walks up to his father and asks, "Daddy? Is God black or white?"
the dad responds, "He's both, my son."
the little boy walks away. A minute later he comes back and asks his dad, "Daddy? Is God a girl or a boy?"
the dad responds, "He's both, my son."
the little boy walks away. A minute later he comes back and asks his day, "Daddy? is Michael Jackson God??!"
2007-04-18 10:43:12 · 10 answers · asked by somegirl 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's funny. I'll give you a star on that one.
2007-04-18 10:54:12 · answer #1 · answered by ♂ ♫ Timberwolf 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Ahah, that grew to become into good! right here is one: Susan is a respected single 80 12 months-previous woman,who performs the organ at church. sooner or later, she invites the priest to have lunch at her place. on a similar time as she's making arrangements, the priest starts off looking around and notices that there is a jar finished of water on the piano with a condom in it. while she comes back, he asks her: "Sorry, i do no longer recommend to be rude, yet are you able to tell me why you have a condom on a jar on water on appropriate of the organ? "properly, father, in actuality i chanced on the little equipment while i grew to become into strolling on the line and it reported 'placed on organ and shop humid- it is going to ward off you from catching ailments' and you realize what? it works! i've got no longer been ill provided that then..."
2016-12-29 07:51:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many Michael Jackson haters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It doesn't matter, even with a lightbulb they will never see the light!
♥♥We Love You Michael!!!!♥♥
2007-04-18 11:53:05 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Stranger In Maine™♥ (Thriller) 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋
kind of funny
2007-04-18 11:39:24 · answer #4 · answered by OnTheProwl007 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha very funny i get it
2007-04-18 10:49:35 · answer #5 · answered by Kiauna P 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
thats so FUNNY!!! 11/10!!
2007-04-18 10:48:44 · answer #6 · answered by cooleokellogg2007 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
What a stupid and old joke. MJ jokes are so dumb
2007-04-18 17:20:55 · answer #7 · answered by Marcel 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahyayhahahaha
2007-04-18 10:49:48 · answer #8 · answered by ♥me♥ 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
old and lame.
2007-04-18 12:36:07 · answer #9 · answered by ♥moonwalk♥ 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
haha lol that was realy funny lol again though
a star 4 u !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-04-18 10:48:58 · answer #10 · answered by ♥emily elizabethhh♥ 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋