A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night hes doing a show in a small club in a small town in Alabama. With his dummy on his knee hes going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 2nd row stands on her chair and starts shouting: Ive heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can make women seem that way? What does the color of somebodys hair have to do with how they are as as a human being? Its guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person because you and your kind continue to tell mean blonde jokes against not only blondes, but women in general and all in the name of laughing.
The ventriloquist was incredibly embarrassed and he soon begins to apologize when the blonde yells You stay out of this, dude! Im talking to that little jerk on your knee!'
2007-04-18 10:11:14 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OK THATS FUNNY AND i AM BLONDE
2007-04-18 10:20:24 · answer #1 · answered by cwilsonhappylife 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2016-12-29 07:44:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty good, but I've heard it before. I'll give you a star since you asked so politely.
2007-04-18 10:15:29 · answer #3 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ok. that was really funny. where did u hear that joke? u get a star!*
2007-04-18 10:18:37 · answer #4 · answered by carmelcat324 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I heard this befor and had to explain it to my blonde sister
2007-04-18 10:15:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I starred it!
Lol. So funny.
2007-04-18 10:15:43 · answer #6 · answered by No Name Face 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
8/10
u get a star
2007-04-18 10:15:19 · answer #7 · answered by Brandy B. 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i didnt read it im just givin u a star..............do you get points for getting stared
have a good day
2007-04-18 10:15:16 · answer #8 · answered by ♥emily elizabethhh♥ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha
2007-04-18 10:31:31 · answer #9 · answered by Space Ace 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*ding* u got a star
2007-04-18 10:18:58 · answer #10 · answered by Lindsey 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋