Hello everyone. (This is meant to be fun)
There is a list available on the web of 213 things that Specialist Schwarts is not allowed to do in the United States Army. Your job (should you choose to) is give me one of these. Here's the trick...no repeats. Lets see how many we can get.
2007-04-18 10:01:32 · 11 answers · asked by lupinesidhe 7 in Politics & Government ➔ Military
the chicken and rice MRE is not a personal lubricant
2007-04-18 15:03:47 · answer #1 · answered by Soli 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
May no longer perform my now (in)famous “Barbie Girl Dance” while on duty.
Must never call an SAS a “Wanker”.
The Irish MPs are not after “Me frosted lucky charms”.
Not allowed to sing “High Speed Dirt” by Megadeth during airborne operations. (“See the earth below/Soon to make a crater/Blue sky, black death, I'm off to meet my maker”)
Our supply Sgt is “Sgt Watkins” not “Sugar Daddy”.
"Teddy Bear, Teddy bear, turn around" is *not* a cadence.
2007-04-18 10:09:15 · answer #2 · answered by Political Enigma 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lint Rollers. Why no longer in simple terms use some tape wrapped around your hand? i do no longer care, i could particularly have a delicate human hand wrapped in tape touching my linty factors, than a chilly, impersonal, plastic merchandise wrapped in tape.
2016-12-16 09:34:01 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not allowed to watch South Park when he's supposed to be working.
2007-04-18 10:05:05 · answer #4 · answered by mikehunt29 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Safety dance and safety brief are not the same thing.
2007-04-18 10:23:24 · answer #5 · answered by kittenbrower 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
# 100 - Claymore mines are not filled with yummy candy, and it is wrong to tell new soldiers that they are.
2007-04-18 10:14:10 · answer #6 · answered by casey_leftwich 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the proper response to a briefing is not "That's what you think"
2007-04-18 16:11:19 · answer #7 · answered by Fal 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, Schwarts is German for Black so I think you are wandering into dangerous territory here.
2007-04-18 10:06:39 · answer #8 · answered by highheelsshortskirts 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Smoke crack while on sentry duty?
2007-04-18 10:06:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Have sex with clients
2007-04-18 10:04:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋