He blantly commits crimes of hamburglary.
2007-04-18 08:36:26 · 19 answers · asked by Brian B 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Law Enforcement & Police
I think McGruff the Crime Dog nabbed him a few weeks back.
2007-04-18 08:45:17 · answer #1 · answered by cross-stitch kelly 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He got popped once for DWI in 1987. He was racing away from a McD's at 11pm and he was weaving between traffic on 7th ave. It actually took the police 18 blocks to stop him. Unfortunately he had eaten any burgers, thereby getting rid of the evidence, and the Manager didnt have video tape. There have been multiple investigations into the Hamburglars suspicious activities, but since the advent of the dollar menu he has quieted down. Another theory is that he was actually able to get hired by McD's as an employee and they corporate doesnt really "want" to keep proceeding.
2007-04-18 15:43:58 · answer #2 · answered by zebj25 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
All charges were dropped. There wasn't any evidence. Mike Hyphong said "there was no meat to the case".Witnesses were heard to say the hamburglar was grilled extensively.There were several appeals to hold the pickles and the lettuce,and the court upheld those orders. However, Hyphong said ,of his office, " Special orders don't upset us".
Hyphongs last words were an appeal to "Let us serve you your way".
2007-04-18 21:11:15 · answer #3 · answered by Ret. Sgt. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was pardoned by Mayor McCheese, setting off an epic debate between libs and cons on Y answers.
2007-04-18 15:40:05 · answer #4 · answered by chris m 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes, got caught outside the bun!
2007-04-18 17:27:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
PETA has hired him to prevent Americans from eating hamburgers. They also kidnapped Colonel Sanders and are holding him hostage until Americans stop eating chicken.
2007-04-18 15:46:15 · answer #6 · answered by Matt 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes but he has escaped several times. If he is every caught for good he is facing life in imprisonment
2007-04-18 15:39:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I hope so, that As$h0le stole my nuggets like 10 years ago. Yeah, that's right, nuggets. He probably hasn't because he is so good at deceiving people. You would think he steals hamburgers, but nope! NUGGETS!!!!!!!
2007-04-18 15:46:18 · answer #8 · answered by shawna 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, President Bush pardoned him. They are best friends, you know. They are the only ones who can understand what they are saying!
2007-04-18 17:17:07 · answer #9 · answered by blytle68 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard he tried to steal some of Popeye's spinach to put on a hamburger and Popeye kicked his butt.
2007-04-18 15:49:17 · answer #10 · answered by Teia 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋