Do you laugh at yourself when you toot and no one else is around?

Question

The noises are amuseing!
I bought a whopeee cushion and everytime I squeeze it the room bust out in laughter. We treat gas like a sporting event or maybe even a entertaining passtime. This is a very sophisticated form of comedy if you ask me! Your thoughts?

Answer 1

Not quite as classy as spitting. There's a sport that requires discipline, training, skill, and doesn't run the risk of you crapping yourself.

Answer 2

I usually stand up, lift one leg and let a good, long one rip! It's kinda a relief because I sit a lot. After sitting a long time it does a number on my 'roids! Feels like I've wiped with a sea urchin!

Answer 3

I think passing any kind of gas that is accompanied by a noise is awesome & it makes me laugh so hard, every time. Even when I am alone I crack myself up.

Answer 4

After I'm finished choking and gagging from the smell of it, fanning the air violently, and saying, "Good God--what the hell did *I* eat last night?!" yes, I laugh. :)

Answer 5

Yeah, if it makes a funny noise

Answer 6

No, some of my burps are pretty funny, and satisfying at the same time.

Answer 7

Farting is the most annoying thing on this planet, and I can't stand it when people fart and laugh. Whenever I fart loudly I feel disgusted with myself.

You people are sick.

Answer 8

heh heh heh! that cool. heh heh eh? toot what? you are really silly i say phrat not toot. why toot? stinko cool. drink cappuccinno and you will be cool like me. heh eh?

Answer 9

What do you want to be when you grow up ? Take your time in answering as you have plenty of it.

Answer 10

all the time I even compliment myself.