believe I can fly on my broom stick!
2007-04-18 06:57:06 · 18 answers · asked by Jasmine 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
come on over and show me
2007-04-18 07:08:01 · answer #1 · answered by livinintheword † 6 · 9⤊ 0⤋
For the atheist - if you don't believe in brooms, that would make you an "avirgist." :-)
Now, do I believe you can fly on YOUR broom stick? I suppose if you have the right propellant - such a thing would be possible,
and if you have the bristles facing the right way!
2007-04-18 14:46:10 · answer #2 · answered by CathApol 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't say fly, but if you and others would use the other end of that broom stick for what it's really for, your house would be cleaner!
2007-04-18 14:02:56 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What kind of motor do those beauties come with these days?
How many witnesses have seen you fly on it?
Are you crazy?
Are you a liar?
If you have witnesses, and you are not crazy (though I think you are; broomsticks do not come equipped with airbags, safety belts, or even steering mechanisms), and if you are not a liar (though I think it will be easy to prove that you are, unless you are God or Harry Potter), then I would have to say that the only logical thing to do is to believe that you have flown on your broom stick.
One final question, wouldn't it be easier to hop on a jet, and sweep up your hard wood floors with your chosen method of transportation?
2007-04-18 14:02:41 · answer #4 · answered by Mr. Indignant 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
As an atheist, I don't believe in brooms.
2007-04-18 13:59:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
i believe you need help and that you need to convert to christianity before your life is over and you think you can fly on a broom with a black cat beside you!!!!!!!!!
2007-04-18 14:07:29 · answer #6 · answered by hermione_granger2393 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Take some flying tips from Harry Potter.
Just kidding....
2007-04-18 14:07:41 · answer #7 · answered by Wanderer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe that the Lord Jesus Christ needs to do a work in your life or you will be forever doomed to Hell with your daddy Satan. In the Name of Jesus I pray Please Father set these captives free from the lies Satan has bind them to. Satan and his powers are real be careful that it's not to late for you to receive the salvation Of the Lord to set you free.
2007-04-18 14:06:23 · answer #8 · answered by hottie 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not in the way you are portraying. Do yourself a service and "fly" into a chimney that has a fire going in it.
2007-04-18 14:01:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I do. Well, you can fly down...if you jumped off a tall building...but the stop wouldn't be pretty.
2007-04-18 14:00:18 · answer #10 · answered by Jay 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Go for it Mary Poppins.
2007-04-18 14:00:21 · answer #11 · answered by Lashadon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋