If christians aren't meant to be eaten, why are they made of meat?

Question

I mean... they bleat like sheep too.. and even call themselves sheep.... and there is clearly no shortage of them (and nobody claims to own them)... so why is it illegal for me to have christian-mutton for dinner?

[ To Suzanne: I'm not human... I'm higher on the food chain than that. I'm a lone predator... not one of the flock. See... ecosystems only work when the few consume the many... so it would be silly for me to go first.. Besides... my species would then go extinct. ]

[ To Sister Steph: I never heard of an athiest claiming to be one of the flock... nor indeed a sheep of any kind. O'course a lot of people who aren't christians still act like it. Meh. Maybe it is just a human thing. All humans are made of meat... so yeah... I'll eat anyone! ^_^ ....

... Except Muslims. They're dirty. Don't know where they've been. I'd probably get some sorta disease if I ate one. ]

Answer 1

They're great with bread and red wine.

Answer 2

If it were legal the process could only make you a more intelligent person and a lot easier to get along with.

Answer 3

Gee, so are Atheists. Pass the bbq sauce.

Answer 4

Would you eat a buzzard. They are made of meat too.

Answer 5

Last time I checked, ALL humans have "meat."

So you go first.

Answer 6

I am sheep, and proud of it! Sry, but I've already endured enough people trying to "devour" my faith. You are just another one to "chalk up" on my board.

Answer 7

Or Muslim-mutton, jewish-mutton, etc.

Answer 8

Because someone might eat you first.

Answer 9

yu sownd smarrt

Answer 10

you wont win an argument like this