I'm starting a new religion, its called "Worship the Whore". Who wants to worship me????
2007-04-18 04:44:31 · 25 answers · asked by georgiegirl 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Are you serious?
2007-04-18 04:48:03 · answer #1 · answered by chr_met 4 · 1⤊ 4⤋
I guess that's something different I really don't have a religion I'm pretty open to learning any religion, plus I have a tee-shirt that has 'worship me' but you better hurry up because someone will steal it and write books about **** that never happen Good Luck (ha-ha)
In the whores name 'Worship Her'
2007-04-18 11:53:46 · answer #2 · answered by candy 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
actually that is not a new religion. the great whore the mother of harlots is the roman catholic church that the whole world is entering into her and committing fornication with. her harlot daughters(protestantism) have even joined back up with her in the world council of ecumenical churches established in 1948(the image of the beast). the whole world is joining these whores and they are producing many illigitimate children/converts.
it is like in the false prophet/balaams day who refuted moses. todays balaam is the pope that is calling for everyone to be one just like balaam did. they tell all the denominations to lay aside their differences and join up together to become one in a great big religious cess pool. he claims this is the oneness that Christ prayed for, when He said let them be one father as you and I are one. that is not the oneness that christ spoke of, for a bunch of churches to unite together. that is when the individual believer becomes one with God just as Christ and God are(that will definitely be few in #) stay away from those whores. many more all the children of the harlot than she who hath an husband. these whores claim to have 2 billion children/converts thru there fase doctrines/fornications.
2007-04-18 11:59:49 · answer #3 · answered by God help us 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
First of all, little darling, you are NOT a whore, and don't let anyone try to tell you that. You need to find that place deep within you ( and i'm not talking about an orifice ) where that wondrous light shines . If no one else lets you klnow it, know that i LOVE you because you , like myself, are a child of a VERY loving and forgiving God who has so much more for you than you could ever imagine.
2007-04-18 11:52:55 · answer #4 · answered by Master Ang Gi Guong 6 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Sorry, I worship Christie Brinkley.
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2007-04-18 11:47:35 · answer #5 · answered by Weird Darryl 6 · 0⤊ 4⤋
Sounds better than Islam. Now, alls you have to do is get stoned and go out to Death Valley and say you had a vision of Anna Nicole Smith and write a book and start converting hookers.
2007-04-18 11:47:27 · answer #6 · answered by kaffiria 2 · 2⤊ 4⤋
Depends. What benefits are there, besides 3 dozen STD's?
2007-04-18 11:47:47 · answer #7 · answered by Draco Paladin 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
God says, "You shall have no other gods besides me." I worship Him alone.
I will pray that you come to your senses.
2007-04-18 11:51:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Why would I EVER want to worship you?? The ONLY person I would EVER, EVER worship is JESUS CHRIST!
2007-04-18 11:48:41 · answer #9 · answered by Nichole 3 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Well, this is less stupid than the mainstream religions.
2007-04-18 11:57:52 · answer #10 · answered by Silth 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
depends on what the worship of you consists of.
2007-04-18 11:47:32 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋