Do short women scare you?

Question

I break out in hives every time I'm around one of these Willy Wonka short chicks.

I mean, I understand being shorter. That's very feminine. But anything under 5'2 is just dang ridiculous!

Seriously, I do feel like I'm in a horror film when I'm surrounded by girls 5'2 and under. I just want to run and keep running until I find higher ground, or a higher shelf that they won't be able to reach.

"Hi umpa lompa, how is the weather down there? Cold?"

My god! This crap has got to stop!

Answer 1

Your fears are well based, Kermit. I myself am just exactly 5 ft tall. When I was little I thought it'd make me the ultimate contract killer when you combine my height with the fact that I look remarkably like a cabbage patch doll. They'd never see me coming. So while your fears are well based, do you think it wise to provoke short women?

Answer 2

No ,it do not scare females. genuinely, maximum females favor taller men, that's extra effectual to have the guy taller than a lady so as that the guy can hug her,placed his shoulder round her and it makes the girl sense extra look after and shielding.protection is extremely considered needed to a lady. in certain circumstances, after I stated an fairly tall, desirable guy, we women seem and gossip and what we frequently gossip is ' is he a form' 'reason he's were given the precise and if u seem as if between the recognition. they'll began to get excited and con't to talk..... yet no longer something about u. so don't worry, the subsequent time, even as someone seem at u, in basic terms walk talk, and smile decrease back. possibly,in some unspecified time sooner or later,u'll change right into a 'form' or u may even get a threat to carry close a gf.trust in your self! Gd success!

Answer 3

"Hi umpa lompa, how is the weather down there? Cold?"

Hey Kermit, wouldn't that be a joke for taller people? Being that the higher up you go, the atmosphere thins out and it gets colder. Just wondering.

Answer 4

what?
OK I'm 5'2 and I myself enjoy being short, mainly because I can sneak past crowds no problem, especially if i notice someone who is calling my name, and i want to avoid, no need to duck and run, i just run lol.
now if you want a tall woman then i would advice you to cut her out of a magazine blow the picture up and there you go!
or look harder, women come in all shapes and sizes, why do you think that it is our fault that we are small, you think we did this ourselves deliberately, the original word for it is genetics buddy, look the word up sometime, it may do you wonders.
Or maybe we decided '' you know what this clown don't like small people so what we are gonna do is purposely make ourselves so short that you my dear will have mental break down, and go nuts..

but why are you so shallow, whats with all the spite, did a short woman hurt you in the past is that why are so cruel towards them
humm, did she, did she hurt you!
you poor thing

besides, if there is a guy who is 5'2 or under, i;d just use him as a punching bag, no threat there, especially if it;s coming from a frog, and they are shorter then us, perhaps small and way lower then 5 foot bud lol

good luck with yourself.

Answer 5

You are so right it's scary. It's like being surrounded evil little Oompha Loopma's, Munchkins, Little Alien Pod People, and Pygmy Zombies. Short people are an abomination. I'm fairly certain they don't have souls. I find it best not to look in the mirror. At 5'2, I scare myself!!!

Answer 6

Good answer, ddking37. But I'm safe, because I'm 5' 2 3/4"

Answer 7

I guess I'm "ridiculous" then -- I'm barely 5' tall. But I've been known to make men more than 6' tall quake in their boots!

Answer 8

Not nearly as much as short as men with mean facial expressions, which is why I always walk around looking perturbed.

Answer 9

What a strange fear. I have a pop-up book of phobia's and there's one about clowns, but not short women.

Answer 10

short women don't but short men are irritating!! I'm a 6 ft woman and have an issue with the little man complex...