Little Johnny Answers the Question
Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"
Little Johnny: "None."
Teacher: "Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"
Little Johnny: "None."
Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?"
Little Johnny: "One is shot, the others fly away. There are none left."
Teacher: "Well, that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you think"
Little Johnny: "Teacher, can I ask a question?"
Teacher: "Sure."
Little Johnny: "There are three women at the ice cream parlor. One is licking, one is biting and one is sucking her ice cream cone. Which one is married?"
Teacher: "The one sucking the cone."
Little Johnny; "No. The one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think."
2007-04-18 02:08:06 · 21 answers · asked by farie gurl 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG that is sooooo funny! lol
2007-04-18 02:11:10 · answer #1 · answered by ~Oh Baby Your A Classic!~ 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
OMG this is SOOO hilarious!
Lets think about this for a minute. Im at SCHOOL right now and Im in health class supposed to do a project. blah. So coincidental that I would log on to Yahoo! answers just to find this question waiting here for my answer! =D hahahahahhaa!!!! you know this question totally made my day!
I give this question a million stars =D
Its hard to even make me smile.
But this question made me laugh.
-Cat-
2007-04-18 02:13:42 · answer #2 · answered by Crim50nSlyr 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
its kind of laugh out loud funny
not the best joke in the world but not the worst
thatnk you for the points and have a nice day
2007-04-18 11:25:50 · answer #3 · answered by CheyenneMc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's funny in a 'yeah I've heard the same sorta joke before' sorta way
2007-04-18 02:12:35 · answer #4 · answered by tyrrellmeister 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
But if the woman was married, she wouldn't do any of that. That stops after the honeymoon. Thanx for the laugh.
2007-04-18 02:44:15 · answer #5 · answered by Cannibal 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Now that IS good...thanks for the laugh! 10/10 and a star for you!
2007-04-18 02:17:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I like lil Johnny jokes but this one wazn't as funny but ok.
2007-04-18 02:15:55 · answer #7 · answered by *~krazi~* 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Heard it before, but it's funny.
2007-04-18 02:20:49 · answer #8 · answered by Cuddly Lez 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well... I've heard it already and it isn't that funny now. But generally is kind of funny.
2007-04-18 02:12:49 · answer #9 · answered by Sweet Insanity 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Little Johhy is at it again got anymore? here's u a star also
2007-04-18 02:14:03 · answer #10 · answered by rebelady28379 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes girl i love it and good job i might have to use this joke one day because you really did hit the spot with this one i just can not stop laughing at your joke because i love it somuch and i hope you love this because i almost wet myself laughing at your joke because you really did nail this one girl and high 5 i just can not stop telling you how much i love your joke because i really do love it and good job once again girl because this really is funny and thanks for making me laugh because i should did need it.
2007-04-18 02:28:14 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋