A nun joke..?

Question

There are three nuns who die. They get to heaven and Paul is at the gate. He tells them they must answer an easy question before they go through. He asks the first one, 'Who was the first woman' She replies 'Eve' so he lets her through. He asks the second 'Where did Eve live?' She replies that it was the Garden of Eden so he lets her in. The third nun is the Mother Superior so he tells her that he's going to ask her a more difficult question. She agrees and he asks 'What's the first thing Eve said after she saw Adam?' The Mother Superior said 'Ooh. That's a hard one...' and Paul says 'That's right. You're in!'
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Thanks for the jokes and writing in!

Answer 1

Here is one from Alice

Man Falls Asleep At Church...
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"
"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."
In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.
"Jesus!", Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.
"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.
"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.
"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones again winked off. However, this time the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.
The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"
Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ***!"
"Amen," replied the congregation.

Answer 2

i will cost it as 5/10. A cop pulls over a automobile load of nuns. The cop says, "Sister, this would be a fifty 5 MPH highway. Why are you going so sluggish?" The Sister replies, "Sir, I observed a super style of signs and indications that mentioned 40-one, no longer fifty 5." The cop solutions, "Oh, Sister, this isn't any longer the fee shrink, this is the call of the line you're on!" The Sister says, "Oh! stupid me! thank you for letting me understand. i would be extra careful." At this factor, the cop seems interior the backseat the place the different nuns are shaking and trembling. The cop asks, "Excuse me, Sister, what's incorrect alongside with your friends back there? they're shaking some thing undesirable." The Sister solutions, "Oh, we in simple terms have been given off highway one hundred and one."

Answer 3

I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find the old man staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"The old man did not bat an eye in his response, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

Answer 4

Classic. Love it.
I actually heard a variation, which went that Adam and Eve were Irish.
How do I know?
Well, when they met, for the first time, he said O'Hare! and she said O'Toole!

Oh, well, one old joke's worth another.
:)

Answer 5

Ha ha ha ha!
Good one.
Okay here is a catholic joke.
A rapist, a pedophlie, and a priest walk into a bar.
And thats just the first guy!
Okay one more.
A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street and the priest says to the rabbi, " See that little boy over there? "
" Oy. ", replies the rabbi.
" Do you want to screw him? " The priest asks.
The rabbi answers, " Out of what? "

Answer 6

Wow, I guess things moved fast in the garden, huh?

Answer 7

Yes. That is a nun joke. Here's another (well, a riddle, I guess).

How do you get a nun pregnant?

Dress her like an altar boy.

Answer 8

That is sooooo nunny.

Answer 9

That was tacky.

God bless,
Stanbo

Answer 10

That is silly