2007-04-12 22:20:55 · 7 answers · asked by strange-artist 7 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Other - Pregnancy & Parenting
My son would just die if he knew I was sharing this but...
One day (he was about three and a half) he had his feet up on the entertainment center and his hand was shoved down his pants. I asked him what he was doing and I swear this is what he said word for word (I'll never forget it). "Mom I can't help it. My balls, they're just so soft." I was speechless.
2007-04-12 22:31:19 · answer #1 · answered by crazymommy3 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My Aunt was late picking up my cousin from school and my cousin who was 5 at the time told her teacher that it was because her Mum had drunk too much vodka. The reason it's funny is because my Aunt is tee-total.
2007-04-12 23:11:32 · answer #2 · answered by Ted0712 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My friends little girl, started school this year.
She came home from school and her Grandma was visiting.
The little girl, said to her Grandmother,
"My teacher, said I could be anything I wanted to be, when I grow up. Grandma, she asked, why did you want to be old?"
We all laughed.
2007-04-12 22:34:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
my son has serious nut allergies, once he was upset that he couldnt have a peice of nut chocolate, so my other daughter said to him
" you cant have any cos you were born wrong" but she said it in a bi tchy way, i had to laugh
2007-04-12 22:24:55 · answer #4 · answered by ROCKMUM LOVES BOWIE 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My daughter once came up to me and put her arms round my neck and said "Mummy I love you and I think you're thin, even though you're fat really!" Nice!!!!lol!
2007-04-12 22:27:23 · answer #5 · answered by maria b 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
there is this little girl who tells me to shut up or curses at me sometimes . i think thats hillarious.
2007-04-12 22:25:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
when she ask me what is that tinky-winky something on his daddy's thighs!
2007-04-12 22:53:30 · answer #7 · answered by grace 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋