A couple that was married for 20 years always made love with the lights off.
Well, after 20 years, the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.
So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned the lights on.
She looked down... and saw that her husband was holding a MASSIVE v_!_b_r_@_t_o_r!!
She went completely ballistic. "You impotent b@**@rd!!!!" she screamed at him, "How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
"I'll explain the toy... if you explain the kids."
2007-04-12 21:33:49 · 35 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Caught red handed.
2007-04-12 21:37:34 · answer #1 · answered by Frenchie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol ! nice one.
Great joke BUT...........
I would like to know if it's possible to be having a wild,screaming,romantic session after 20 years of marriage and kids!!!!!!
2007-04-14 10:03:24 · answer #2 · answered by mistyblue 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my preference is dimm lighting so u can see the person but it aint dark or too light/bright. if i had to pick between on or off. i would probably chose on though
2016-05-19 15:36:24 · answer #3 · answered by pilar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha Ha - good one. 10 / 10.
Have a star to add to the growing collection!
2007-04-14 09:13:36 · answer #4 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
enjoyable one..can someone take us fast forward to 2500 B.C.
'when robots rule the world and the male robot having heard of a
human being[a man] still existing; but unconfirmed...[thanks to JAY]
2007-04-12 21:57:31 · answer #5 · answered by orveeor 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First heard that one about 8 years ago, sorry mate but it doesn't get funnier with time.
2007-04-12 21:40:58 · answer #6 · answered by livinfortheweekend 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HAHAHA lol 10/10& a star
2007-04-12 21:55:57 · answer #7 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha really good 10/10
2007-04-12 21:40:43 · answer #8 · answered by mimi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That one rings my bell Jay, 10/10. well done.
2007-04-12 21:40:18 · answer #9 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha yeah man what was her answer 9/10
2007-04-12 22:03:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋