p.s
i laugh at most things
2007-04-12 20:54:28 · 11 answers · asked by boredom_magnet 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i will take you on on a luxury dinner and later in my luxury room and will present you a diamond ring then i will ask you " shall i surprise you first or puzzle you first" you will definitly reply "surprise me first please" and i will show you my 2 inches penis and then i will ask you "shall i make you puzzle " and later i will tell you " my penis remain always like this and dont raise or grow hard "
2007-04-12 21:08:45 · answer #1 · answered by SHAHZAD K 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Things to ponder
Mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons and forks so what Chinese mothers use. Perhaps toothpicks?
People seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. What are they doing? Cramming for finals?
Old age is when you still have something on the ball but you are just too tired to bounce it.
Did Adam ever said to Eve, "Watch it! There are plenty more ribs where you came from!"
I drive far too fast to worry about cholesterol.
2007-04-12 20:59:51 · answer #2 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The whiz squashed the dinky spoon with a bobble tooting bubbles in a puzzle to click tip a doodle diddly-squat to a doodlebug in a puddle tripping piddles on a blip riding putty who is hunkydory to dribble for drizzle tinkle a fluff do the blooper sock tock twice drizzledoo. :)
2016-05-19 15:31:52 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dog
2007-04-13 18:52:17 · answer #4 · answered by B3 o Double G 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you've seen the Video.
"That's only in the mornin. You should be up cookin breakfast. Wooo Woooo."
If you haven't you gotta watch Bub Rub.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSOSJ68xOBA
2007-04-12 20:58:37 · answer #5 · answered by alwaysmoose 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sir, this is the reason your headaches won't go away: that is actually pronounced analgesic, not anal-gesic. Sir, the pills go in your mouth.
2007-04-12 21:14:12 · answer #6 · answered by k n 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Never moon a werewolf
2007-04-12 21:54:02 · answer #7 · answered by Lorenzo Steed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quick! Give me your e-mail. I want to send you a perfumed 'fart' and a warm HUG too!
2007-04-12 21:05:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your momma is so fat she took a spoon to the super bowl
2007-04-12 22:54:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
... cat sick???!!!!!"£$
2007-04-13 00:40:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋