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I mean..."eat your veges" exercise this...blah blah that. ok...if I ate all the required fruits an veges, ate the best, healthiest, organic foods, spent lots of money on the best vitamins, herbs, you name it, exercised the best and did it enough, slept 8 hours day, drank 8 glasses of water, and all that "good stuff" for me...

NO MATTER WHAT...i will die one day, and then whats the point??


i have an add on...after all that "good" stuff...wont that just make me live like to be 100, and at that point, what if im confined to a bed, cripple basicly, i cant do anything except watch TV and hopefully talk about sutff, then is it worth it?


Is it worth it to live to be 100, but the last 20 yrs of your life has been limited, or do whatever, eat whatever i want, and die at 60ish, but i die in my sleep.

I know i asked like 4 questions..and they're all farfetched, but they have some truth and some valid questions.


Please be at least semi-serious.

I have always wondered this

2007-04-12 20:30:31 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health Diet & Fitness

8 answers

i think you have it backward, you are less likely to be crippled up when you are old if you eat healthy.

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2007-04-12 20:34:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

You might live to be 100 either way, but
the point of healthy eating is to improve your quality of life.
When you eat right, exercise, and have a normal sleep pattern, you will be less susceptible to infectious diseases. You will also feel better emotionally. Your life will be more enjoyable because your overall health will be improved.
If you do all those things and you still feel the way you do about life and death, then it might indicate something else, like depression.

2007-04-13 03:55:03 · answer #2 · answered by anonymoususer987876 3 · 0 0

The wholel point of eating healthily and excersizing is to prevent strenous old age and sickness. If you don't eat your veggies and sleep a lot and excersize, you will probably die before 60, and you will feel sick the entire time. Healthy means feeling good, looking good, and living better.

2007-04-13 03:39:39 · answer #3 · answered by vito b 3 · 0 0

well it would basically be to live longer. some people think that if they stay healthy enough they will see a type of pill or something along the lines of that that will make them stay that age forever, or make them live forever, stuff like that. and you dont want to have a fat body that stays like that forever, do you? also there are people that want to see their great grandkids ant stuff like that. but, thats just my opinion.

2007-04-13 03:46:09 · answer #4 · answered by johnnyd0513 2 · 0 0

why do u put gas and not water in your car? if u put premium gas in your tank, regularly change oil, tune ups, car wash and etc to maintain your car- what's the result?

and since it's a well-maintained car which survive the test of time, it becomes a vintage car...what's it's worth? you tell me!

2007-04-13 03:45:48 · answer #5 · answered by moolahcometh 3 · 0 0

It will make your life better. Feeling better not just living longer.


Maybe make you happy and not so defeatist and miserable as you are now.

2007-04-13 03:39:05 · answer #6 · answered by Puppy Zwolle 7 · 0 0

To make your body become healthty laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

2007-04-13 03:36:19 · answer #7 · answered by den03 1 · 0 0

"Whats the point of eating healthily?" ..

you probablly already know all the advantages of eating healthy, if you don't see a point then don't.. and see where that gets you.

2007-04-13 03:38:43 · answer #8 · answered by esh t 1 · 0 0

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