If I go to prison, what can I do to avoid being someone's b itch?

Question

If I join a gang, won't I have to be someone's b itch in the gang?

Answer 1

Most prison bitches want to be somebody's *****. Every prison is different. The most dangerous people in prison are the young guys. Don't get involved in things like gambling, running a canteen, or any drama. Keep to yourself and people will come to you seeking friendship. You can screen them better when you take it at a slow pace and mind your own business. Don't loan any money or barter and trade unless you have gotten to know whomever you might want to do this with. Do not borrow any money either.

Answer 2

Depends on the prison, Federal prisons aren't as bad as State, some states are worse than others, some prisons are worse than others. You could join a gang but you'd start out on the bottom of the totem pole and be expected to do some dirty work, which could add to your sentence or get you killed. The best thing to do is just stick to yourself as much as possible, try to learn the rules and codes of conduct, and follow them.

Answer 3

Start doing some beatdowns as soon as you get in. Also, go ahead and join a gang...they've got your back and will protect your backside.

Good luck, don't drop the soap.

Edit: Depends on the gang. Watch "Lockdown" on the National Geographic channel for the 411.

Answer 4

keep quiet untill your accepted into groups and stay on everybodies good side. No need to start unnecessary fights your first day unless you're threatened and you may still wish to be subtle cause you could cross a well respected person, don't want a permanent enemy. Don't be an idiot, don't be the low man on the totem pole that everybody picks on, and size is not always the deciding factor on who's the whipping post.

Answer 5

Write your congressman today speaking out against the punitive conditions in modern prisons where rather than being simply punished by being excluded from society, criminals are made to doubly and triply suffer by the abuse of other prisoners and guards in a vicious violent tooth and nail fight to the death, akin to the lives of wild animals.

Answer 6

Have your family give you plenty of money to spend in the commisary. I suggest buying lot's of Cheese Doodles, Nehi grape soda and Newport lights to pass out to bubba and his friends. Either that or punch a guard in the face and get yourself thrown into solitary. Either way if you need to ask a question like this "YOUR DOOMED". Just ask the offenders to please "WRAP THEIR RASCALS" before they have their way with you.

Answer 7

I never thought of that one... don't wipe. I like it.

I'll remember that if I ever become a boy and go to prison.

Answer 8

Make a shank your first night then stab the biggest meanest mo'fo' the next day during lunch.

Or you can quit wiping your @ss.

Answer 9

Don't do anything stupid to get you in prison and then you won't have to worry about that!

Answer 10

two words: chastity belt
Have a buddy bring you a cake with a chastity belt baked into it (kind of like the old "nail - file in the cake" trick).