2007-04-12 16:35:59 · 15 answers · asked by universatile love 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I was thinking of answering the door naked and inviting them in!
2007-04-12 17:07:09 · update #1
These guys are generally young, inexperienced teenagers without any real knowledge of the message they're trying to sell. They've been fed a line of propaganda since either birth or conversion about how persecuted the mormons are, yada, yada, but are ignorant of the church's true history or controversial teachings. Engaging them in meaningful dialogue would be waste of time and effort.
Simply tell them to inform their mission president that you consider their presence "harrassment" and will prosecute them, their bishop and all their 'leadership' if it happens again.
Or slam the door each Saturday in utter frustration.
2007-04-13 16:18:10 · answer #1 · answered by Dances with Poultry 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I was thinking about getting some paper back copies of Darwin"s Origin of Species" and when Mormons or other missionaries come to my door with their literature I would give them a copy.
2007-04-12 16:41:29 · answer #2 · answered by October 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Sit him down and show him in the scriptures where the Mormon bible and the Holy bible are not equal. I mean use wisdom to win them over also. One time, some young Mormon elders came up to me and said they could covert. I said, Okay. I started talking about the holiness of God and being free from lusting after women, masturbation, and other sexual sins. They took off.
2007-04-12 17:03:44 · answer #3 · answered by super saiyan 3 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The same way I get rid of the JW's that come to my door.
I tell them no thanks I am a Mormon, wish them a nice day then close the door.
So just tell the Mormons no thanks I'm a Jehovah's Witness, wish them a nice day then close the door.
or.......
If you are a Man you could ask them to wait a minute while you get your Husband and if you are a Woman you could ask them to hold on while you get your Wife.
2007-04-12 16:50:24 · answer #4 · answered by Sam 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Answer the door in a torn, "bloody" shirt, panting, with either Rob Zombie or Marilyn Manson blaring in the background, and snap at them for interrupting your sacred Satanic ritual. If they ask about sharing the "good word", throw a Satanic bible at them and slam the door.
I've never done it, but it sounds hella fun.
2007-04-12 16:44:36 · answer #5 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
tell them that you're forbidden by using God in the e book of Deuteronomy to have something to do with pretend prophets. it really is far less incredible than answering the door bare and only as functional.
2016-11-23 16:17:52 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have some Mormon loons that knock every Saturday morning. One day i gave them a list of all my neighbors saying we were tired of their B.S. Kinda like a telephone do not call list, except it was called the "not stupid enough for your fairytale do not bother list". Worked for a little while, but now they are back.
2007-04-12 20:01:14 · answer #7 · answered by ChristOnAStick 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
I usually just tell them I am on my way to temple while holding a buddha statue. the look is priceless. Oh yeah....hardcore rap music is usually blaring, but I am sure that death metal would work as well.
2007-04-12 16:40:07 · answer #8 · answered by jknca04 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I don't know. I have yet to figure that one out yet.
I know to get ride of a JW all you have to do is tell them your Jewish. They'll strike your house off the list and never come back.
Mormons are a bit more trickey.
Ironically, I know they wouldn't welcome me if I came over to teach them about my beleifs. It doesn't hit peopel that not all of us want to hear about their religion. Or that we already know and are really not interested.
2007-04-12 16:41:35 · answer #9 · answered by noncrazed 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Convert them.
2007-04-12 16:46:27 · answer #10 · answered by Muffie 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋