This guy from the city goes to visit his old uncle. His uncle lives way up on top of a mountain with his dog pretty much secluded from society. So when the nephew arrived the uncle was overjoyed and got busy making them a nice big breakfast of bacon and eggs. When the nephew got his plate he noticed that it was a little dirty, but he decided not to say anything.They ate their breakfast and then went to sit on the porch to catch up. They talked for hours, and then the uncle set off to make lunch. When the nephew got his plate he couldn't help but notice some dried up pieces of eggs on his plate from breakfast, so he asked his uncle if he was sure the dishes were cleaned his uncle told him to hush up and eat that his dishes were as clean as cold water could get them. The nephew was grossed out but ate anyway. Soon after lunch the nephew got ready to leave, but his uncle's dog wouldn't move out of the doorway so the uncle screamed " Hey Cold water move out that doorway!"
2007-04-12 14:54:07 · 9 answers · asked by Jessie Jo 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. He needed one named Soap, too! LOL.
2007-04-12 16:16:58 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Time to get a new dog! The dogs I know lick plates clean..........
2007-04-12 15:00:02 · answer #2 · answered by jms62394 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh yea I heard this joke before, its been a minute and I had forgot about it....its so gross lol....but very funny
2007-04-12 14:58:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny a little gross...but funny..thanks for the laugh..
2007-04-12 14:58:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny but quite nasty
2007-04-12 14:58:04 · answer #5 · answered by Robert B 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny but a bit gross!
2007-04-12 15:48:22 · answer #6 · answered by mammagin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny lol
2007-04-12 14:57:13 · answer #7 · answered by amberharris20022000 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was funny
2007-04-12 15:01:48 · answer #8 · answered by APB 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is gross
2007-04-12 14:58:44 · answer #9 · answered by jdovgy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋