A seven-year-old boy and his four-year-old brother were upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" said the seven year old. "I think it's about time we start swearing."
The four year old nodded his head in approval.
"When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say h*ll, and you say a**, okay?" The four year old agreed with enthusiasm.
The mother walked into the kitchen and asked the seven year old what he wanted for breakfast.
"Aw h*ll, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios," he said.
WHACK! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the floor, got up and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.
The mother looked at the four year old and asked with a stern voice, "And what do you want for breakfast, young man?"
"I don't know," he blubbered, "but you can bet your a** it won't be Cheerios!"
2007-04-12 14:25:43 · 25 answers · asked by ~Oh Baby Your A Classic!~ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL! I was laughing my a s s off after reading this! This is one of the best jokes ive ever heard! I JUST LOVE this one! :o) Please tell us more! I'd LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE to hear a WHOLE lot more of your funny jokes!
Luv ya!
Victoria
2007-04-12 14:37:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. Cute.
2007-04-12 21:31:33 · answer #2 · answered by mrsbasemore 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny
2007-04-12 21:28:49 · answer #3 · answered by endless mike 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
I love this Joke!
I raised four sons, and boys are fascinated with vulgar and curse words, disgusting noises, buggers............you name it! LOL.
2007-04-12 23:29:31 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it's funny-in a bad sort of way.
2007-04-12 21:28:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg its sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
lollolololololololololololololololololololololoololo
haaaaaaaaaaa rolling on the floor crying
2007-04-12 21:46:17 · answer #6 · answered by rebecca o 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. Good one.
2007-04-12 21:28:33 · answer #7 · answered by lilith663 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was a nice smile but never tell it in front of people
2007-04-12 21:33:13 · answer #8 · answered by simkvn64 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's funny!
2007-04-12 21:31:53 · answer #9 · answered by crazymommy3 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Made me laugh! (despite myself)
2007-04-12 21:29:16 · answer #10 · answered by Pixie D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋