2007-04-12 14:16:42 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Confucius Say ...
Confucius say, "When you are angry at neighbor, walk a mile in his shoes. Then you will be a mile away from him, and you will have his shoes!"
2007-04-13 02:41:37 · answer #1 · answered by beatlefan 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist are all out in a boat, fishing together. After an hour or so, the priest stands up and says, "I need a cup of coffee. I'm going to get one from that bait-and-tackle shop over on the shore. Be right back."
He climbs out of the boat and runs across the lake, then comes back a few minutes later with his coffee. No sooner does he gets back into the boat, but the minister stands up. "I'm just about out of bait. I'll go get some and be back in a little while."
Same story. He gets out of the boat and trots across the water, then returns with a bucket of bait. Not to be outdone, the atheist looks at his watch and stand up. "I promised my wife I'd call her, so I'm going to go over there and use the phone. See you in a few minutes."
He climbs out of the boat, takes one step. . .and sinks like a stone.
As the priest is hauling him up by the shirt collar, spitting and spluttering, the minister sighs and says, "I guess we really should have told him where the rocks are."
2007-04-12 14:31:48 · answer #2 · answered by Wolfeblayde 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This guy went parachuting. He jumped out of the plane, counted ten, and pulled his ripcord. Nothing happened so he pulled his reserve ripcord. Again nothing happened. He was thinking, now what do I do, pray? When he looked down he saw a guy coming up. He yelled, "Hey do you know anything about parachutes". The guy coming up yelled, "No do you know anything about furnaces".
2007-04-12 14:24:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The one about the 300 pound man and the wheelbarrow.
The one about the magnyfing glass and the snail.
and lastly.
The one about the 3 goldfish and the carbon-paper
2007-04-12 14:26:36 · answer #4 · answered by caciansf 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Q : What's the richest country in the world ??
A : Ireland ...it's capital has been Dublin for years
2007-04-12 14:23:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Q. What's small, purple, and very dangerous?
A. A grape with a machine gun.
That's been my favorite since I was about 7 years old. It was really funny then.
2007-04-12 14:21:52 · answer #6 · answered by Amalthea 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yeah go look in a mirror, jokes on you!
2007-04-12 14:21:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
yes,
what did the cat said to the dog.?
2007-04-12 14:20:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Why, yes, I do.
Thank you for asking.
2007-04-12 14:20:27 · answer #9 · answered by dave 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
yes.
Religion.
huh?
get it?
cmon!!!
get it?
huh? huh?
i know its funny.
2007-04-12 14:18:56 · answer #10 · answered by uhohspaghettiohohs 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋