She tells the salesman: she would like to buy a pair of pink curtains in the size of my computer screen.
The surprised salesman replies: But computers dont have curtains....
And the blonde said
Helloooo I've got Windows!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-04-12 13:46:53 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
it's really funny! no offence to the blondes here though
2007-04-12 13:56:37 · answer #1 · answered by Love Me 4ever 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok I take the challenge but it may take awhile.
I am blonde and have Windows...
Gloves off u mac maniac what is after yellow on
ebay? Purple the color he turns when I choke him?
U know the one about the blonde who stops to help
out at an accident the man had killed a rabbit
and...bla bla hare is still standing
Blonde sprayed hair spray and rabbit got up
she said the can sez hair spray
gives dead hair new life and a permanent wave
I can't tell a good joke I leave that to the professionals.
2007-04-12 20:59:24 · answer #2 · answered by Mele Kai 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Droll, the only thing that kept me going was the blonde with the pink curtains lol!!!
2007-04-12 20:51:47 · answer #3 · answered by theemadmonkey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best blonde joke in ages
2007-04-12 22:02:19 · answer #4 · answered by colin050659 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10
2007-04-13 04:50:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha...
except I'm blonde!
2007-04-12 20:57:21 · answer #6 · answered by Katie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute joke, but why does it always have to be blondes? I'm a blonde with a Master's Degree, so we are not all dumb
2007-04-12 20:51:13 · answer #7 · answered by Aunt Henny Penny 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ha hahahaha - yes, like it...and told very well.
10 / 10.
2007-04-12 21:34:10 · answer #8 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that is a great joke
and reminds me of my sister
2007-04-12 20:50:13 · answer #9 · answered by Drunk n Broke 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
O my GGGGoooooooosh!!!!! THATS AMAZING, ITS SOOOOOO funny (even though im blonde) you should come up with sum more!! i cnt stop laughing lol lol lol
2007-04-12 21:20:18 · answer #10 · answered by sugar_and_spice199 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋