A middle-aged woman is at home, merrily jumping up and down on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband arrives home from work, walks in and is astounded at what he sees.
"Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? he shouts. "What the hell's the matter with you?"
"I just came from the doctor," replies the wife. "He says I have the breasts of an 18year old!"
"Oh really," says her husband, "and what did the old coot say about your 40year old ar*e?"
"Strangely enough," replies the wife, "your name never came up....."
2007-04-12 13:11:58 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That reminds me fidgety must go for my M.O.T.
Did you hear about the constipated composer?
He couldn't finish his last movement..
A flat chested woman tells her husband that she wants to go and see a plasic surgeon.
The husband replies,"Well before you go,try this first.Rub some toilet paper on your nipples four or five times a day."
"Will that make my breasts get bigger?"
"Well,look what it did for your rear end."
2007-04-13 00:29:03 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1 pmsl 10/10
2007-04-13 04:35:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats an ar*e????? SO CONFUSED! Tanx 4 the 2 points though
2007-04-12 13:19:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
:)))
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had had happened to her ears?
"I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But .. what happened to your other ear?"
"The son-of-a-b*tch called back."
2007-04-15 12:04:57 · answer #4 · answered by The Unknown Soldier 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha hahahaha
On top form tonight.
2007-04-12 13:19:23 · answer #5 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-22 00:18:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny!!
2007-04-12 13:15:30 · answer #7 · answered by pam1212_2000 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are funny fidgety, I love this one
Have a *
Tink xxx
2007-04-15 13:09:15 · answer #8 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahha.....love ur jokes...still looking for the site as soon as i find one im bouncin out....dont no wats goin on here....see ya
2007-04-12 15:02:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-04-12 13:15:20 · answer #10 · answered by sexie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋