Steve, Bob, and Jeff were working on a very high scaffolding one day when suddenly, Steve falls off and is killed instantly. After the ambulance leaves with Steve's body, Bob and Jeff realize that one of them is going to have to tell Steve's wife.
Bob says he's good at this sort of sensitive stuff, so he volunteers to do the job. After two hours he returns, carrying a six-pack of beer.
"So did you tell her?" asks Jeff.
"Yep", replied Bob.
"Say, where did you get the six-pack?"
Bob informs Jeff. "She gave it to me!"
"What??" exclaims Jeff, "you just told her her husband died and she gave you a six-pack??"
"Sure," Bob says.
"Why?" asks Jeff.
"Well," Bob continues, "when she answered the door, I asked her, 'are you Steve's widow?'
'Widow?', she said, 'no, no, you're mistaken, I'm not a widow!'
So I said: "I'll bet you a six-pack you ARE!'"
2007-04-12 10:27:29 · 49 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was very rude and insensitive.
That man should have gotten a twelve pack for his trouble.
As far as the joke, three thumbs up!
2007-04-20 09:15:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-04-20 08:15:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that & I told it to my Leper friends who were playing cards at the time & one laughed his head off & the other threw his hand in.
Look at me I am still laughing it was very funny.
2007-04-12 10:57:27 · answer #3 · answered by ANDREW H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some might think not but fortunately i do,just my strange sense of humour i suppose congratulations 1 star well earnt.
2007-04-12 10:33:43 · answer #4 · answered by TS100N 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tink you never cease to amaze me. Brilliant. 10/10+star. xx
2007-04-17 02:45:31 · answer #5 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well done tink your a star 10/10 +
2007-04-12 10:47:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny but SAD! lol I like that joke!
2007-04-12 10:39:56 · answer #7 · answered by Key 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very gd pmsl 10/10
2007-04-12 11:27:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
bless she lost a hubby and a sixpack all in one day! lol thnks for the laff :)
2007-04-16 05:33:08 · answer #9 · answered by wheelie bin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny! Good one! 8!
2007-04-12 10:31:16 · answer #10 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋