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May have posted before, I forget! lol

An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them. When they arrived at the doctors, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory.

After checking the couple out, the doctor told them that they were physically okay but might want to start writing things down and make notes to help them remember things.
The couple thanked the doctor and left.

Later that night while watching TV, the man got up from his chair and his wife asked, "Where are you going?"

He replied, "To the kitchen."

She asked, "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?"

He replied, "Sure."

She then asked him, "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?"

He said, "No, I can remember that."

She then said, "Well I would also like some strawberries on top. You had better write that down because I know you'll forget that."

He said, "I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries."

She replied, "Well I also would like whipped cream on top. I know you will forget that so you better write it down."

With irritation in his voice, he said, "I don't need to write that down! I can remember that." He then fumes into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes he returned from the kitchen and handed her a plate of bacon and eggs.

She stared at the plate for a moment and said angrily: "I TOLD you to write it down! You forgot my toast!"

2007-04-12 09:28:12 · 79 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

79 answers

Lol, funny

2007-04-12 09:30:22 · answer #1 · answered by MK <>< 5 · 1 0

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2016-10-02 21:28:59 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Excellent

2007-04-15 16:17:46 · answer #3 · answered by Jim M 4 · 0 0

I have seen this one before, but i would have to check my profile to see if the original was sunmitted by you. Many questions to sift through...Although it seems like it.

At any rate, I love this joke. No matter how many times I hear it, it is so funny!

Star for a great joke, and for the laughs. My day needed brightening...thanks.

2007-04-12 09:33:56 · answer #4 · answered by 1985 & going strong 5 · 0 0

Sorry I was so busy reading the answers I forgot the joke, just as well you wrote it down, just going back to read again. Do you want milk with that?

2007-04-18 21:25:29 · answer #5 · answered by bigbuddy 3 · 0 0

Nice

2007-04-20 05:19:09 · answer #6 · answered by Doug 2 · 0 0

i am a bit like that myself i go down the village for some thing and cant remember what 10/10

2007-04-12 10:58:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

that is really funny. 800/10 a star 4 u

2007-04-12 09:32:41 · answer #8 · answered by Jazz Lover 2 · 0 0

A good start Tink, brilliant, 10/10+star. xx

2007-04-12 10:12:41 · answer #9 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0 0

another gd 1 pmsl 10/10

2007-04-12 11:37:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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