2007-04-12 07:46:15 · 9 answers · asked by sam 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
When my hubby was nasty to me i pretended that I wanted to make up and rubbed deap heat cream over his willy. He screamed like someone demented
2007-04-12 07:50:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I played a joke on a family member, to where I put a thin film of vasaline on the toliet seat. Later that one person got stuck on the hopper and (she can't stand a wet butt) to top matter of the toilet clogged and her husband went to help her out, (yuck) so in this little bathroom there's one trying to clean her butt and the other plunging away and both are cussing me out and planning my death. It was so funny.
2007-04-12 14:54:47 · answer #2 · answered by jennie m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have to have a working sink with one of those hose things attached. Put a rubber band on the hose's handle, and then position the nozzle so that it is facing where a person would stand to turn on the sink. Then when someone goes to turn on the sink it squirts them. It got my dad, and didn't get em in trouble. He was soked!
2007-04-12 14:50:50 · answer #3 · answered by Madi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A friend and i fooled a guy and his kids into thinking we were the Pilots of Helicopter joy flights! he had asked when are we taking off? I explained my friend had Heart problems and was blacking out and i liked to make sure he drank a couple of black coffees before flights. This guy couldn't believe we were flying under these circumstances, he marched his kids away and shouted "You'll be hearing more from me"!!
2007-04-12 15:02:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A person that shall remain nameless put Andrews Liver Salts (it behaves like powdered Alka Selta) in to grandmothers freshly cleaned and dried bed-chamber.
Well, Gran got up in the night to answer a call of nature. She woke the house up when she saw the result.
Never found out who dîd it.
Forgive me gran.
2007-04-12 14:53:21 · answer #5 · answered by philip_jones2003 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
At work, I wanted to get back at someone. So I balanced a bucket of water over the door and waited for him to come in.
Long story short, it landed on the head of a pregnant woman.
2007-04-12 14:49:38 · answer #6 · answered by Kitty Dangleberry 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This wasn't naughty but it was hilarious. After work one day I snuck out a few minutes early and hid in the back seat of a guys truck. Everybody always picked on him because he was very jumpy, he was probably scared of his own shadow. Everyone kind of stalled around so they could see what happened, so he gets in starts his truck up sits there a minute and starts to put it in gear and I came over the back of his seat and grabbed him around the neck. He nearly tore the cab of his truck apart trying to get me off of him, I was laughing so hard that I let go. He got out and drug me out and was ready to kill me. The look on his face was worth it all!
2007-04-12 14:53:39 · answer #7 · answered by tlc4irs 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Put a small amount of laxatives into a cheap bottle of cola and was planning to give it to this kid at school who was giving me grief as I new he would take it. Unfortunately someone ran in to me as I was filling the bottle and it went everywhere. Would of been awesome if it had gone to plan though. Especially on his bus journey home!!
2007-04-12 14:51:52 · answer #8 · answered by Jammy 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
many years ago, I flicked turps on a freshly painted door at work, I thought it was histerical until I found out that the gaffer had done the painting.
He had a fit & fired me....
2007-04-12 16:47:04 · answer #9 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋