2007-04-12 07:00:51 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
*grabs pom poms* GOD! GOD! HE'S MY MAN! IF HE CAN'T DO IT.... DAMMIT!
(LMFAO @ Lókasennã™!!!!)
2007-04-13 15:59:12 · answer #1 · answered by ηιgнт ѕтαя 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
In a god waving contest, every body loses.... their minds.
2007-04-12 14:04:42 · answer #2 · answered by ShanShui 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There is really no contest. The one true and living God is the only real God in existence. All the rest are false, and can do nothing for anyone including win a contest.
My God is the only one who cared enough to send His Only Begotten Son to die for wicked sinners to deliver them from death and eternal punishment! He is the only one who will see the answers of the mockers and scorners and other foolish people who come to answer questions, but really have no desire to know truth, and yet loves them enough to allow them to live and have every chance to repent of the evil in their hearts before they enter eternity. He is the one who loved me when I used to curse Him and Christ every day and lived a life full of evil and ran from people who cared enough to want to tell me about Him.
My God answers prayers and performs miracles every day in spite of what others say about Him. He has given me powers
that I have used -not for self-glory-but to honor Him who alone gives life and power to all, and who alone is worthy of all the glory, honor and praise that can be given Him.
Wave away if you wish, but your waving will be in vain.
2007-04-12 15:17:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Read the Bible. Read about Jesus Christ and see the truth. You have probably heard of John 3:16. Read and ponder it. As far as I know, Christianity/Jesus is the only God that loved people so very much that He died for them. He took our sins away by dieing to save us from damnation. He saved us, we didn't save ourselves.
2007-04-12 14:08:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great thing is, my God will allow you the choice to do this and still forgive you later for it if you ask.
2007-04-12 14:07:08 · answer #5 · answered by Jimmie K 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Mighty Emperor Penguin shall rule them all.
2007-04-12 14:06:41 · answer #6 · answered by I WALK FUNNY 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Silly... stupid... nonesense!
There is only ONE God, and He has no competitor, you fool.
I don't know what's wrong with you people. Why are you wasting your time, why don't you try to recognize God and try to become His friend, instead of doing useless and stupid question about Him?
2007-04-12 14:07:25 · answer #7 · answered by Khan 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
there is only one God
2007-04-12 14:10:46 · answer #8 · answered by Me 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Don't try it. We pagans will have all our gods and goddesses gang up on yours. "They got the guns but we got the numbers," as the Doors sang in another context.
2007-04-12 14:04:37 · answer #9 · answered by auntb93 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Well my God carries a hammer, your God was nailed to a cross. Any questions?
2007-04-12 14:04:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 3⤋
I bet my God can beat up your God...hahaha.
2007-04-12 14:03:52 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋