There's this guy who wants to become a famous actor, so he seeks an agent and auditions. He does a great job, impressing the agent.
"You'll do great in TV," the agent said. "What's your name?"
"P3nis Van L3sbian," he replied.
"What? I don't think I heard you correctly."
"P3nis Van L3sbian," he said again.
"You're gonna hafta change your name if you want to make it in show biz," the agent said.
"I'm not gonna. This name's been in my family for years." He stormed out of the office.
Sometime later, he realized that it would be a small price to pay to change his name, and so he did. Too proud to go back to the agent, he found a new agent, auditioned, made it big, and became a multi-millionaire.
One day, he thought about the original agent. He sent him a check for $50,000 with a note that said, "You were right. I changed my name and made it big. This is for you. Signed, Dick Van Dyke."
(Thank you. I'll be here all night. Tip your waiters/waitresses!)
2007-04-12 05:44:55 · 11 answers · asked by Scotty Doesnt Know 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's great! I always giggle when I hear his name...
2007-04-12 06:02:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The names were funny.
just for that i give you a 10/10
2007-04-12 12:50:46 · answer #2 · answered by Grand Ninja Ted 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A 100000000/10 for u that was funny
2007-04-12 13:14:31 · answer #3 · answered by Ash 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.
ROTFL
That was funny. I haven't heard it before. Thanx for the laugh.
Oh yeah, I give it a 10
2007-04-12 13:05:05 · answer #4 · answered by jazzteen13x 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a 10 from me!
2007-04-12 12:52:50 · answer #5 · answered by Lord Chaos 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i give you a big 10!
2007-04-12 12:57:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's great
2007-04-12 12:52:00 · answer #7 · answered by HorrorPunkDude 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one!
2007-04-12 12:52:12 · answer #8 · answered by Mrs. Connors! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no never again just no( -1/10)
2007-04-12 12:52:50 · answer #9 · answered by inquisitor? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1000/10....good job!(i hate that show.)
2007-04-12 12:57:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋