why do we fart?"
--Scott Adams
2007-04-12 05:38:30 · 18 answers · asked by Eleventy 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I know it seems like a nonsensical question, but I believe an all-knowing, all-powerful being would make it so this occurence would not happen, or at least be pleasant...
2007-04-12 05:55:46 · update #1
Because God has a superb sense of humor.
2007-04-12 05:42:57 · answer #1 · answered by Suzanne 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Psalms 8:3-4
When i look at the sky and see the work of your fingers, the moon and the stars you have set in place, what are mortals that you should think of us , mere humans that you should care for us....
God is far beyond what we can ever think or imagine ....and He loves you the way you are . In Isaiah 29 he says for i know the plans i have for u , plans to prosper u and not to harm u , to give u a hope and a future...
2007-04-12 06:35:30 · answer #2 · answered by nancy 777 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You missed it last night. On Discovery channel this farm is self sustained from Farts. Yes, it is true. It was funny, but, they used cattle manure and the Bactria's Farts to produce methane gas to run generators. This how I understood it to work, we were laughing so much I not hear everything.
So, if people could learn to Fart into their Gas Tank on their cars, look at the oil we would save. Pretty smart to use a fart!
2007-04-12 05:45:31 · answer #3 · answered by Snaglefritz 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Cos if we didn't we'd explode! How come none of the Creation Myth supporters have ever held up the sphincter (so to speak) as a piece of Divine Design? Doh - I'll sue for intellectual property infringement if I see it used now, just you watch me!
BTW, that Laptop Jesus is a clone.
2007-04-12 05:48:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
IF WE WERE NOT TO FART
WE WOULD BE BLOWN APART
ALL THE HOT AIR IN OUR CHESTS
WOULD BLOW OFF OUR BREASTS
IT WOULD BE QUITE A SIGHT
AND WOULD GIVE YOU SUCH A FRIGHT
GOD MADE US THIS WAY
SO WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO SAY....
...HOLD THE BEANS
(basically all the answers submitted summed up in a poem)
wow was i crazy, but guess back to the answerer who thought your question was like a rhyme a third grader would make up
2007-04-12 09:34:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he is smart b/c he knows that the human body needs a way to release unwanted material....solid>>poop liquid>>pee and gas>>fart
2007-04-12 05:42:33 · answer #6 · answered by I ♥ me 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you are smart don't seek not to fart.
Hold your farts too long and you may float up to Him to see for yourself how smart He is.
2007-04-12 06:15:11 · answer #7 · answered by smartobees 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because he was smart enough to know that you needed to release gas and he designed you with the ability to do just that.
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2007-04-12 05:41:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
ok, have you ever seen a rat drink a soda? their bellie pops from the gas released from the carbonated drink and they die.....if we couldnt fart we would be just like that rat...Gods soo smart isnt he...smiles that science and god working together...again.... God bless...
2007-04-12 05:42:18 · answer #9 · answered by Pastor Biker 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Sometimes I wonder about what it takes to be a Top Contributor. Obviously it's about quantity.
2007-04-12 05:50:13 · answer #10 · answered by Christian Sinner 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋