2007-04-12 04:51:19 · 17 answers · asked by Zen禅Maiden :ジェダイ 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
as stupid as your god
2007-04-15 11:49:46 · answer #1 · answered by James God 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A big jolly happy old God, kind of like Santa. I would make everyday like Christmass for the little kids.
2007-04-12 04:57:46 · answer #2 · answered by U-98 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A helping, forgiving and kind god:)
2007-04-12 04:55:02 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A goddess whom would smite every man who beat a woman soon as his hand touched her body in an ill manner. First, balls would magically vanish. Then, penis would shrivel to nothing but a urethra to allow urine. Then, next smiting is spontaneous combustion.
2007-04-12 05:03:46 · answer #4 · answered by kaffiria 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A lazy one that will not create anything (my truest intention) or create everything perfectly the first time. So perfect that they can create their own gods.
2007-04-12 05:01:34 · answer #5 · answered by ShanShui 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A Goddess, actually. I would prefer to be Minerva, Goddess of Wisdom. I'm too old and fat to be the Goddess of Love I once was!
2007-04-12 04:55:14 · answer #6 · answered by auntb93 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I would be a fair Godess. I would be loyal and expect it in return. If I was ever crossed there would be serious consequences. Half gardener half warrior
2007-04-12 05:08:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd be a watchmaker god. Build it, set it in motion, move on.
2007-04-12 04:58:53 · answer #8 · answered by Murazor 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Better than the Abrahamic one.
2007-04-12 04:54:51 · answer #9 · answered by Scott M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Athene.
2007-04-12 05:00:03 · answer #10 · answered by ZombieTrix 2012 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the god of masturbation pretty self explainitory it means go fu#k yourselves
2007-04-12 04:56:38 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋