If you wanted revenge on an ex who was particularly nasty - what would you do?

Question

Just wondering if anyone out there has ever played a nasty trick as revenge on a horrible ex who deserved all they got?? (PS - just curiosity, I've never done anything bad to an ex - well, I don't think it was bad!!)

Answer 1

Sure have.

From calling and cancelling cable, phone, ordering the newspaper for a year, to B & E (well I used my key I still had) and putting pepper in all his briefs.
I also put hot sauce in his containers of tea in the fridge.
I still laugh and it's been many years.

Answer 2

I would never get revenge on an ex. We all make mistakes, right? Yeah, some of them did some pretty stupid things, and I would never like them again, but getting revenge on an ex just shows them that you don't have a life. It shows them that you don't have anything better to do except let your world revolve around them, right? Exactly. So don't get revenge on an ex. It's stupid.

Answer 3

Actually, just staying away from an ex is the best treatment...and if they ever want to talk to you again, just walk away as fast as your legs can carry you, or if they call, hang up the phone as soon as you realize ti's your ex.

This invalidation hurts them more than anything else could. It is actually saying to them that they do not exist. That hurts.

I've tried it, and let me tell, you, the word got back to me that my ex cried a lot from being not allowed to even say anything to me. That was a gift I gave myself and it is not rude but self preservation. My ex had done terrible things to me, and I wanted no part of her and I wasn't about to be reasonable on her terms.

I Knew a woman who I went out with only once. She was engaged to an Israeli. At the wedding, he started to act strange. She had no Ida what was to follow. Turns out he just wanted the ring for his green card in the USA. After the wedding, he simply told her that it was nice knowing her, but he was going to leave right after the wedding to stay with his brother in Brooklyn and that in a few months. he'd maybe contact her again to work out divorce details.

The next week, she had him beaten to within an inch of his life. That is revenge, and could have wound her in jail. Her crazy actions told me to stay away frock her.

Look ahead at your new life. Realize you were human and that you are guilty of making a bad choice. Look to make better choices in the future.

Answer 4

Okay take some notes I used to be a mechanic and have done some of this.
1) Buy some Limburger cheese and rub it on the exhaust manifold in the fall when he turns on his heat the smell in his car will be unbearable.
2) Put a ping pong ball in his gas tank so the ball will get sucked into the hole of the fuel pump and die, it will start again but then die again.
3) If he has an older car put a golf ball to one of the cars frame holes and smack it with a hammer, when he stops or accelerates the ball will tumble down the channel and make all kinds of noise and drive him nuts, and he would have to rip his car apart to get rid of it.
4) this one is the BEST run a wire from his brake light to his horn so when he has his foot on the brake it will lay on the horn and he will either have to wear ear plugs or find the wire.
5) Place on quart of transmission fluid into his gas tank and the car will smoke like a James bond car.

Answer 5

I haven't, but if I wanted to, I'd simply tell our friends about our relationship.

Three weeks before I broke up with them, I listed all the major things that they did that hurt me. When it became apparent nothing would change, I was told that "compassion was a weakness".

They would be horrified that any of our friends just found out that we had a relationship, much less what each of them did.

Answer 6

Be great to him. But if you want mean revenge heres what to do.
Make him a box of brownies and put a whole thing of laxitives in it.
When you give them to him, just tell him that the brownies are made especially for him for all of the nice things he has done for you. Then he'll be sicker than a dog!!

Answer 7

The worse thing I did to piss off my ex-boyfriend was one night on Halloween I was trick-or-treating in my cute little schoolgirl costume I was actually with my current boyfriend at the time well here it goes My current boyfriend dared me to grab a pile of s*** and out it in a brown paper bag and like throw it in his open window up stairs. I threw it and landed on his bed the stench was so strong that he couldnt get the stain of s*** out from his blanket. I know it might not be hilarious but I thought it was funny I soon told everyone what I did to him, they laughed at what I did to him now he has a new nick name S*** Boy!!! Pay backs are hell he shouldn't have never cheated on me with my best friend shes a sl** anyways.

Answer 8

Carrying this around in your head while he is livin his life is called resentment. The ultimate revenge is to pray for him to get everything in life worth having, and YOU will be freed of the resentment, in additon to keeping him from treatng someone else the same way. Besides , when you become free of it, YOU will also be able to be in a better relationship; otherwise you run the risk of being attracted to the same kind of guy and having the same kind of experience, over and over and over and over again until YOU resolve your own patterns of destructive behavior. And for the girl who told you to destroy his car, ask her if she's willing to be held as an accomplice for giving you the idea to perform a criminal act.

Answer 9

If you are a woman, start dating some hunks and make sure you ex sees you having a good time and if you a man, start dating some real beauties and let your ex see you having a good time! all other things are immature

Answer 10

I once had an ex who phoned me on xmas eve and while pretending to be a family friend, tried to tell me my nan had died.
So I decided to Play on his fears.
He's afraid of sticky things (lol) so wheni delivered his stuff back to him he opened the bag to find all his belongings wrapped in double sided sticky tape.