2007-04-12 02:28:29 · 21 answers · asked by schmagum 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I wouldn't care so long as they both took heavy casualties.
2007-04-12 02:31:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 4⤋
This reminds me of the query about "who would win a debate, Mormons or JWs"??
This question is too amazingly vauge. As we Witnesses do not believe in fighting, if at all possible to avoid, chances of a fight are very slim. If it came down to a verbal or physical fight consider, there are MANY different Witnesses of varying intellects and strengths.
2007-04-12 19:35:03 · answer #2 · answered by Ish Var Lan Salinger 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm going to go with the Scientologists - they got a lot of famous people to join and they are used to pushing people about to get what they want.
Jehovah's do have a lot of staying power to stand on people door steps and not take a hint to b*gger off, but I dont feel that they would be much good in a fight.
2007-04-12 03:59:21 · answer #3 · answered by Lady Claire - Hates Bigotry 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Scientologists. They're VICIOUS, man. Also, they're allowed, according to their "religion", to attack any perceived enemies:
Fair Game - the Scientology policy detailing how the organization may confront & handle critics & perceived enemies. Here is a direct quote: "Enemies may be deprived of property or injured by any means by any Scientologist without any discipline of the Scientologist. May be tricked, sued or lied to or destroyed.”
http://www.xenu.net/archive/disk/fairgame.htm
http://www.planetkc.com/sloth/sci/Fair_game_ord.html
2007-04-12 16:33:57 · answer #4 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, Tom Cruise and John Travolta have made many action films, so they know all the camera tricks to be able to film like they were beating the Jehovah's Wittnesses, plus in the event of an emergency escape, they could use John's airplane.
2007-04-12 03:08:27 · answer #5 · answered by Hot Coco Puff 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Superb question. Jehovahs would be too busy knocking on people doors. Travolta/Face off and Cruise/ MI 1, 2 and 3 are scientologists so i reckon those two would kick jehovah *** not that i like scientologists. both sets u hav mentioned are weirdos.
2007-04-12 02:33:27 · answer #6 · answered by klf 2 · 2⤊ 3⤋
JW's are trained daily to argue, so they would win a debate, but the Scientologists have FAR better lawyers and a lot more money, so they would win in the courts.
2007-04-12 02:34:09 · answer #7 · answered by Last Ent Wife (RCIA) 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Jehovah's Witnesses - have you seen how hard they can hit a door!
2007-04-12 03:20:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Scientology is a UFO cult. I'm waiting for the day that they all decide to commit mass suicide!
2007-04-12 13:48:39 · answer #9 · answered by tonymrep 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Scientologists have laser beams... Duhhh.
2007-04-12 02:32:01 · answer #10 · answered by Ѧashiq- Due 8/17 ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ 6 · 3⤊ 2⤋
True Christianity is unique in that it has no provision for its adherents to engage in violence. Those ostensible "Christians" who do so ignore the Scriptures and the teachings and example of Jesus Christ himself.
(Matthew 26:52) Jesus said to him: “Return your sword to its place, for all those who take the sword will perish by the sword
(Isaiah 2:4) They will have to beat their swords into plowshares and their spears into pruning shears. Nation will not lift up sword against nation, neither will they learn war anymore.
(2 Corinthians 10:3-4) We do not wage warfare according to what we are in the flesh. For the weapons of our warfare are not fleshly
(Luke 6:27-29) I [Jesus] say to you who are listening, Continue to love your enemies, to do good to those hating you, to bless those cursing you, to pray for those who are insulting you. To him that strikes you on the one cheek, offer the other also
Learn more:
http://watchtower.org/e/20020408/article_01.htm
http://watchtower.org/e/t15/
2007-04-12 05:39:28 · answer #11 · answered by achtung_heiss 7 · 5⤊ 2⤋