Good morning friends,
following up from this question by my friend,
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Atge_OjIoxkrRTlzXd5bcMXsy6IX?qid=20070412054844AAVwRK5
Thought we could have a shot at my bequest.
*DRINK*
oh yeah
mighty mighty drinking game
im having some tea here
2007-04-12 02:15:06 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
a monkey made me come once.
does that count?
2007-04-12 02:27:58 · answer #1 · answered by Yahoo admins are virgins 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Actually I thought it was "from monks." They got together and " let there is monkies."
Of course that theory is as valid as the monkey theory or the common ancestor theory.
Btw, it is quite funny today how evolutionists take great offense at the "from monkey theory", then it was the evolutionists main idea, their selves, until about 1975.
Wonder what the new theory will be? And after that new theory will be the " not from common ancestor" but the new deal. Talk about making your own argument, gee whiz.
Religion didn't make up the monkey theory.
2007-04-12 02:43:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Morning Sean!
Cheers, this morning I'm drinking a Cinnabon Caramel Nut Latte, the perfect treat before I head to bed.
Oh and men didn't come from monkeys, they came from lizards of course! Or wait, was it chickens? What came first, the chicken or the T rex? Oh that's right, the T rex is the chicken...
2007-04-12 02:20:41 · answer #3 · answered by Last Ent Wife (RCIA) 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
think of of them as monkeys. Then think of of your renowned photograph of a monkey (scratching himself.) Then think of of your bosses....and how heavily suitable they're. Then pass exterior & take a walk around the development -- seek for some thing fantastically or nature -- & enable it sink in. then you will sense slightly extra powerful. And be attentive to what we've all been there too.
2016-10-21 22:51:35 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to stay on point here.... God created animals before He created man/Adam. After God created the animals, He wanted someone to take care of them. so He then made man/ Adam from the dust of the earth. He did not make man from a monkey.
Genesis 2:7 And the LORD God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul.
God also made the spirit and soul of man from His own image. Monkeys do not have souls.
Genesis 1:27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.
2007-04-12 02:26:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
...then why are there still Fundies?
TEA?! We're allowed to drink TEA?! I thought it was alcohol only.
*glances at the case of Jack Daniel's in the corner*
***Rice Jabroni...I am so dense. I can't imagine how I've managed to live this long.
2007-04-12 02:19:52 · answer #6 · answered by iamnoone 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
If fish came from the sea *hic* why is there still a sea? See?
2007-04-12 02:23:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Okay....it's just a bit too early for me to even start...
Good morning!
And I will save this one for later this evening...
*drink*
2007-04-12 02:21:41 · answer #8 · answered by KS 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*gulp*
Thanks, I missed that the first time around. I'm having tea as well.
2007-04-12 02:29:26 · answer #9 · answered by Sookie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Green tea for me! *drink*
2007-04-12 03:14:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
For the millionth time............we share a common ancestor with monkeys.
There's abundant evidence.
It's an irrefutable truth.
2007-04-12 02:21:33 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋