The LAPD, the FBI, & the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling, "Okay, okay, I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit!"
2007-04-12 02:04:27 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Pmsl,have a star for the laugh.
2007-04-12 02:07:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i presumed that sucked.It became ok no longer something extreme and not the funniest I actually have heard.I were given a tacky one for ya,a chum instructed me before immediately.Your never going to have self belief it....wager who Walt Disney fired immediately?.......They fired Cinderella.....you'll never wager what for........She became stuck sitting on undesirable Pinocchio's face screaming on the right of her lungs,"Lie Pinocchio lie.Lie you biotch."
2016-11-23 14:19:50 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard that joe before but it was about a Parotrooper, Royal Marine and police officer.
So no this is not the funiest joke in the world.
2007-04-12 02:09:28 · answer #3 · answered by Mark J 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It was okay. Not the funniest in the world though.
Thanks for the early morning chuckle.
2007-04-12 02:10:20 · answer #4 · answered by Sexy C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow dude. thats classic! 5 thumbs up outta 2!
2007-04-12 08:18:03 · answer #5 · answered by Dom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Many thanks for the best laugh I have had tonight. If you don't mind I will copy this one and e-mail it on to some of my mates
well done 10/10
2007-04-12 09:36:34 · answer #6 · answered by LONE WOLF 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not the funniest in the world, but did hit the right spot.
xx
2007-04-12 02:10:33 · answer #7 · answered by vixen xx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol that was cute but I don't think it was the funniest
2007-04-12 02:25:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Made me chuckle! Like it - a star for your efforts!
2007-04-12 03:20:43 · answer #9 · answered by sammi 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Didnt even make me smile... sorry!
NOW... A horse walks into a bar...
2007-04-12 02:09:05 · answer #10 · answered by Gemma T 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋