Hello, I'm a thief and I'm here to steal your heart
I only have three months to live...
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Were you arrested earlier? Because it might be illegal to look that good.
I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away!
Pinch me. "Why?" You're so fine I must be dreaming.
Have you always been this cute or did you have to work at it?
Can I borrow a quarter? "What for?" I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
You see my friend over there? (Point to friend and friend waves back). He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
My name is milk and I can do your body good!
You're so sweet you put Hershey's out of business.
You know, you might have to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things.
2007-04-09 21:07:44 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yup I recognise some of those, the CPR I hear all the time at the hosp'!! Bet you do to!!
Nice well not! You know what I mean, funny!
Tink xxx
2007-04-11 02:57:06 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First one - no.
Second one, I would would probably reply with "so does that mean you want to have sex with everyone now?"
Third one, cute, but depending on who told me, I'd still be honest and say no if I don't like him.
Number four; definitely NOT!
Number five, I'd tell him he'd been praying to the wrong god.
Were you arrested earlier? Because it might be illegal to look that good. my answer: 'I was arrested earlier, but not for looking good...'
Number seven, nope. Poor man tho.
Number eight; definitely NOT!
Number nine I'm not sure if it's a compliment or an insult.
Number ten, if someone pulls their mother into the conversation I'm out of there.
Number eleven I've heard loads of times before, always gave an honest answer. It was usually "no, you're not. Tell your friend that."
Number 12: "my name is alcohol and I'm bad for you, so leave while you can."
Number 13: as long as there's still Cadbury's
Now number 14 is one that might actually work!
But the last one is too sappy...
2007-04-09 21:18:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, you're right - I think they are the corniest lines ever written.
The other corny ones I reckon should be on your league table are;
"The man who made the alphabet wasn't very smart because he didn't put U & I together."
"If I said you had a fabulous body, would you hold it against me?"
2007-04-09 21:22:03 · answer #3 · answered by squirrellondon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Most of them are truly awful. There were a few cute ones though, and I have to admit, if a guy used them o me, I would have to give him some credit just for trying!!
2007-04-09 21:14:41 · answer #4 · answered by louloubelle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahah i heard these in fresh prince of bel air: Girll i know your feet must be hurtin cuz you been runnin thru my mind all day baby. Girrl you look so good i wish i could plant you and grow a whole field of ya'll. And my favorite : I think ive seen your picture before...oh right it was in the dictionary next to the word KABLAAAMMM!!!
2016-05-21 04:54:33 · answer #5 · answered by dionna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Agree! Good ones! Funny! 10!
2007-04-09 21:11:47 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have to admit i love hearing all , it tends to put you in a good mood even if its corny lol most girls/woman love to hear things like that theres one you didnt put and thats...........
do you sleep on your tummy? no?? then can i . that one just makes me laugh but it breaks the ice so yes keep using them and make every girl have a good day
2007-04-09 21:17:04 · answer #7 · answered by one2treasure2 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think all are extra-corny except: "You know, you might have to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad."
*I'd smile at that one.
2007-04-09 21:12:06 · answer #8 · answered by Shae C 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I find them funny and sweet. Lol I just like dorky and weird guys, I guess.
2007-04-09 21:13:02 · answer #9 · answered by Answer Girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey milk....
good chat up lines, some of them are a little cheap, but hey if u got milk, i got cookies!! lol well done,,,10/10
2007-04-10 00:41:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋