if so, how much does it cost?
2007-04-09 20:53:09 · 18 answers · asked by Fatty 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No! When we get to heaven we will be praising and worshiping God.
2007-04-09 21:01:36 · answer #1 · answered by tracy211968 6 · 1⤊ 4⤋
It's the other way around: sexual intercourse IS Heaven!
2007-04-10 04:02:34 · answer #2 · answered by Marc Miami 4 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Sex in heaven is only for slim people. That rules you out. Try the other place.
2007-04-10 04:14:29 · answer #3 · answered by James Q 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hi Fatty, No intercourse
2007-04-10 03:58:37 · answer #4 · answered by carpentershammerer 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Write St.Paul a letter and ask him what goes in heaven. He's more than willing to reply! Eh, maybe free of charge!
2007-04-10 05:03:15 · answer #5 · answered by -♦One-♦-Love♦- 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Heaven has something better Twinkies all you can eat. Plus, heaven will have an immobile Kurt Warner that you can sack at will just like the Arizona Cardinals do.
2007-04-10 03:56:27 · answer #6 · answered by Uncle Meat 5 · 1⤊ 5⤋
In heaven they nither marry nor are they given in marriage. But, we will be like the angels with a glorified body fashioned like Jesus. The love that Jesus Christ has for His Bride is a million times stronger. You will have complete peace and love. We are His bride!
Luke - Chapter 20:34-36
34. Jesus replied, “The people of this age marry and are given in marriage.
35. But those who are considered worthy of taking part in that age and in the resurrection from the dead will neither marry nor be given in marriage,
36. and they can no longer die; for they are like the angels. They are God’s children, since they are children of the resurrection
No need for marriage and children Jesus made it clear that angels do not marry and have children.5 He also indicated that we will be like the angels in that regard.5 God has allowed the human race to increase dramatically in numbers, so that there will be billions of God's people in heaven. There can be no further reproduction in heaven, because it would violate God's principle of free will and voluntary choice. All humans are required to choose to accept God or reject Him. If children were born in heaven, they would have no ability to choose to accept or reject God. This is because there is no allowance for rebellion and sin in heaven. For example, we know that angles do not receive grace,11 but are condemned on their first act of disobedience to God.12 Therefore, any children born would be forced to accept God - something God never does. This does not necessarily mean that God is necessarily finished producing spiritual creatures. It is possible that God could create another universe to allow other spiritual creatures the ability to choose God and enter into heaven. *However, this is mere speculation, only.*
Conclusion: Although marriage is good and represents the most intimate relationship we can experience on earth, it should not be idolized. If you love your spouse more than God then he/she has become an idol. The most important commandment is to love God "with all your heart, and with all your soul, and with all your mind."13 We will be with our loved ones in heaven (for those who believe). However, we will not be married to our spouses, since that relationship will be superseded by our relationship with Jesus, since we will be "married" to Jesus. This is not the description of a sexual relationship, but a description of an intimacy that is only approximated by what exists between a husband and a wife. Marriage on earth is merely a glimpse of the relationship God intends to have with us in heaven. It is the purpose for which we were created. Religion that substitutes marriage and family as an idol in place of God is a false religion.
2007-04-10 04:43:52 · answer #7 · answered by just_me_ok 2 · 1⤊ 4⤋
For about $300 I know someone who would take you to heaven.
2007-04-10 03:56:03 · answer #8 · answered by LittleItalianInMe 3 · 4⤊ 4⤋
It's free and clean, just keep your hands off magdelene!
2007-04-10 04:03:53 · answer #9 · answered by Matthew Star 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
No, but the perfect LOVE of Christ has been bought by His dying for you. Acceptance of that is free to you.
2007-04-10 03:58:38 · answer #10 · answered by gone 6 · 2⤊ 4⤋