A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to start a conversation.Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back."Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. I'm so embarrassed.....Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap ...... and stay for breakfast.They have a wonderful, wonderful time.The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.The guy is amazed!! Everything has been SO incredible!!!!"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?""No," she replies........."Wait for it... (scroll down)It's coming... The suspense is killing you, isn't it? She says: "You just happened to catch my eye."
2007-04-09 20:29:58 · 12 answers · asked by Greybeard 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny ... and a nice way to end my evening ... Say Good-Night , Gracie .....
2007-04-09 20:33:33 · answer #1 · answered by crushedlilacs 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha I literally "Laughed Out Loud"! These people have no sense of humour. Good job. 8/10
2007-04-09 20:36:37 · answer #2 · answered by Answer Girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was an okay joke. A little too long with a not so good punch line.
2007-04-09 20:33:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha,it took me 10 seconds before i could laugh.
but for me its funny,a very neat joke i can say and a star.
2007-04-10 01:19:09 · answer #4 · answered by oo00dawn00oo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silly but funny! 10!
2007-04-09 21:14:37 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rolf.. ya thats funny in a cutish kind of way.. i liked it
hahahahahahahahahaha
good one.. thanx for sharing
2007-04-09 20:37:40 · answer #6 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
arrrrr arrrrr
okay I chuckled i'll give you a thumbs up
2007-04-09 20:33:40 · answer #7 · answered by flying_dawg 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHY ARE U REPEATING THE SAME JOKE OVR &OVR AGAIN?! THIZ WAS ALREADY POSTED B4!!!!
IT IS SOOOOOOOOOOO LAME!!!!!!
2007-04-09 20:35:45 · answer #8 · answered by alanna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-04-09 20:36:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't give up your day job!
2007-04-09 20:34:55 · answer #10 · answered by mesun1408 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋