2007-04-09 19:47:38 · 14 answers · asked by Fuck you Yahoo Answer Staff 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nope thanks for the 2 points
2007-04-09 19:49:42 · answer #1 · answered by Gina B 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No I don't but thought I would cheer you up with a joke......
A little bird was flying through the rainforest when it heard something calling out. It flew down and found an elephant stuck in a mud hole. Hello Mr Elephant can I help? No but go and gat the King o the jungle Mr Lion. Off the bird went and found him at home. Told him the problem so he got his Porsche from the garage and a tow rope and followed the bird to the elephant on pulled him out. The elephant was so grateful that he told him he was now his buddy and anytime he was in trouble he could call on him. …………And the months rolled by until one day the elephant was walking through the forest and he could hear a cry for help. Sounds like my buddy he thought. He found him in the same mud hole! Go get Mr Lion said the bird. Off went the elephant, crashing through the forest to the lion’s house. Knocked on the door, no answer, rushed to Mr Rhino’s house and was told Mr Lion had gone on holiday just that morning. Panic set in, he rushed to see the little bird who had now sunk up to his wing-pits. Little bird sorry Mr Lion was not in. I’ll have to get you out myself. With that he reversed up to the hole and stuck his tail out, but the bird couldn’t reach it. He tried with his trunk, still couldn’t reach. Oh no he thought but then I am a bull elephant with one other very large appendage and with that he pushed it out as far as he could reach. The little bird held on tightly with its beak and was pulled out! ……………….
And the moral of the story is if you’ve got a c**k like an elephant you don’t need a Porsche to pull a bird!!!!
Can I get the 10 points for best answer for this joke please .......
2007-04-10 08:45:05 · answer #2 · answered by ask this dummy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love losing points too, it's not like they're convertable to cash. Operator, I'd like to donate the two points I jist gained to any charity in Mexico ;-)
2007-04-10 05:51:23 · answer #3 · answered by StingRay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No I DONT
well thanx for the 2 points!!
2007-04-10 02:52:07 · answer #4 · answered by MOKSHA 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
YETH I DEW! But more than losing points, I love to get reported to the YA children... GUESS WHAT! They are going to FIRST GRADE after Spring BRAKE! YYYAAAYYY!!!
2007-04-10 02:51:08 · answer #5 · answered by ravin_lunatic 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hey.
No, I don't. My object is to get as many as I can so I will look very active...so thanks for the 2 points.
Want to help me out even more? Pick me as the best answer. Take care!!!
2007-04-10 03:41:28 · answer #6 · answered by Answer Girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope, but i will take the two points
2007-04-10 17:18:38 · answer #7 · answered by OnTheProwl007 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seeing as how the points don't matter, I don't care either way. Its just blah to me. ~
2007-04-10 02:51:04 · answer #8 · answered by pinneapple_418 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ya..i dont really care about my points
2007-04-10 03:03:09 · answer #9 · answered by BeProud 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
u've provn ur point,u just lost 5.............anyways thankz 4 the 2 pointz...............& be a sweetie & gimme 10 more
2007-04-10 02:53:25 · answer #10 · answered by alanna 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Obviously. You just did 5......
2007-04-10 02:51:02 · answer #11 · answered by Ted 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋