all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.
The guy from Corona sits down and says "Hey Senior, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.
The guy from Budweiser says "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.
The guy from Coors says "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.
The guy from Guinness sits down and says "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.
The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies "Well, if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither will I."
2007-04-09 19:30:29 · 8 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny! 10!
2007-04-09 21:16:38 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny one! I like his strategy, not his beer!
I can't drink beer anymore due to the gout, I'm sure the Budweiser stock took a sharp dive that day!
2007-04-09 19:43:19 · answer #2 · answered by sniffels323 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must be a bartender of some kind. Someone who works around a lot of beer would know so many good jokes about beer!!
2016-05-21 04:45:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
drink-ing beer?
2007-04-10 11:54:11 · answer #4 · answered by ceesteris 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eww guinness is gross to dark and strong. i'll stick to my candy drinks balieys on the rocks please
2007-04-09 19:34:38 · answer #5 · answered by Gina B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like coke too............watz soooooo funny?
2007-04-09 19:39:47 · answer #6 · answered by alanna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Thanks for the laugh.
2007-04-09 19:37:29 · answer #7 · answered by grannywinkie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. good one. thanks for the LOL
2007-04-09 20:20:31 · answer #8 · answered by atticus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋