pulled over a red Porsche after it had run a stop sign. "May I see your driver's license and registration please?"
"What's the problem, officer?"
"Your just ran the stop sign back there at the last intersection."
"Oh, come on pal, there wasn't a car within miles of me".
"Nevertheless sir, you are required to come to a complete stop, look both ways, and proceed with caution."
"You gotta be kidding me!"
"It's no joke, sir".
"Look, I slowed down almost to a complete stop, saw no one within twenty miles, and proceeded with caution."
"That's beside the point, sir. You are supposed to come to a complete stop, and you didn't. Now if I may see your license and..."
"You've got a lot of time on your hands, PAL! What's the matter, all the doughnut shops closed?"
"Sir, I'll overlook that last comment. Let me see your license and registration immediately!"
"I will, if you can tell me the difference between slowing down, and coming to a complete stop."
The police officer had enough, "Sir, I can do better than that." He opened the car door, dragged the obnoxious motorist out, and proceeded to methodically beat him over the head with his nightstick.
"Now sir, would you like me to slow down or come to a complete stop?"
2007-04-09 18:38:48 · 18 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMGosh that's hilarious!! I thought for sure it was going to end in favor of the driver, GO COPS!!!!
2007-04-09 18:41:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! Funny! Mean officer! 10!
2007-04-10 04:23:22 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The punchline is funny, but I would trim off some of the middle, it kind of begins to drag on. But I do like the end.
2007-04-10 01:41:58 · answer #3 · answered by Zac 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Didn't Rodney King tell that one a few years back?
2007-04-10 01:50:56 · answer #4 · answered by sniffels323 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I got a laugh. I think it's a pretty good one.
2007-04-10 01:42:29 · answer #5 · answered by markbesada 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funnnnneeeee9/10
2007-04-10 01:49:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not that fun but I cracked a Smile
2007-04-10 01:43:34 · answer #7 · answered by Dr.DRE 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
haha gave me a lil giggle thx for that
2007-04-10 01:41:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I got a chuckle out of it.
2007-04-10 01:45:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good joke.
2007-04-10 01:42:39 · answer #10 · answered by Sparkles 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋