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Why do peple make fun of Chuck Norris? lots of jokes...?
can you write downs some jokes about Chuck Norris and explain me why there are so many jokes about him, sites making fun of him, etc........ I wanna know EVERYHTING. By the way, go to www.uncyclopedia.org (a parody of the Wikipedia, and search for Chuck Norris. Tell me what you think about it.
lol :-)
thanks
*****Did you know that:
-Chuck Norris can delete the Recycle Bin
-He drown a fish
-Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
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2007-04-09 18:05:57 · 9 answers · asked by Love Yahoo!!! wannabe a princess 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
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2007-04-13 08:11:25 · answer #1 · answered by chuck.norris_facts 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris is a chucknorristian in order to be one you have to beat up everyone on earth at the same time so far chuck norris is the only member
2007-04-10 01:12:29 · answer #2 · answered by Cpt. Amazing 4 · 5⤊ 2⤋
Chuck is a Born again Christian. He accepted Jesus in 1997 at a Power Team crusade in California.
2007-04-10 01:19:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
2007-04-10 01:09:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 11⤊ 1⤋
Look at this website. It even has a list of Chuck's fav jokes about himself that he picked out.
2007-04-10 01:15:28 · answer #5 · answered by glimlach 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
His religion is the Roundhouse kick.
You can pray, but his is not a religion of mercy and grace.
Do not ask the gods for help, they are all scared of Norris.
2007-04-10 01:26:36 · answer #6 · answered by Still Learning 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
He is a Fundamentalist Christian. Specifically, he is a Baptist.
You'll find him on this list of famous Baptists:
http://adherents.com/largecom/fam_bap.html
2007-04-10 01:09:38 · answer #7 · answered by solarius 7 · 8⤊ 0⤋
get out of your problem, better for you . .
don't worry about it . . it wouldn't help you
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2007-04-10 01:11:52 · answer #8 · answered by JUSS 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
you're annoying
2007-04-10 01:10:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋