2007-04-09 18:02:40 · 17 answers · asked by Armund Steel 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Buy yourself some good quality wooden toothpicks. They are so versatile, you can make mini-punji sticks and plant them around your yard, or by cutting down a straw and using navel lint as a tail stabilizer, you can make a silent but lethal blowgun. Learn the art of mung-fu tim to be able to take out multiple assailants with two toothpicks joined together with some string, creating some bad *** nun-chucks, but be careful, they may be against the law. And watch "Karate Kid" and "Karate Kid 2", then go wash your car practicing what you saw.
2007-04-09 18:12:28 · answer #1 · answered by sumting_wong_2005 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you know it was ninjas?
If it really was ninjas, you'd never see them, so you'd never get a chance to use your karate.
If you see them do it, then they're obviously not real ninjas. In which case, if you leave a message for the real ninjas telling them what these posers are doing, pretending to be ninjas, the real ninjas will take of them for you.
2007-04-09 18:06:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i egged someones domicile approximately eleven:forty 5 at nighttime. at once up ran to the driveway donning a vivid eco-friendly hoodie with each and every mild on in the domicile and only egged that sh*t and that i additionally smashed a great as* pumpkin in the midst of her driveway lol buuut i in my opinion did no longer supply a f*ck if the b*tch observed me do it or no longer. i does not advise doing it on the time in case you do no longer wanna get caught quite i might say approximately 2:00 or 3:00 in the morning whilst that guy or woman is asleep and ascertain you set on black. I additionally do no longer counseled egging someones vehicle which will injury the paint. only have relaxing egging the domicile and don't wreck something considerable. remember karma is a b*tch!!
2016-12-20 10:15:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ninjas are only payed to kill. karate cannot kill a ninja because ninjutsu is used as an anti samurai and karate art like water kills fire. the best way is to get a pellet or real gun
2007-04-09 18:05:58 · answer #4 · answered by cs313 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ask a ninja . com
2007-04-09 18:05:22 · answer #5 · answered by mike b 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes !, Wash your house and take your car to the body shop.
2007-04-09 18:06:47 · answer #6 · answered by dogpatch USA 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make sure you yell hiiii-YAH! really loudly when you hit them.
Hey it always worked for Miss Piggy.
2007-04-09 18:06:24 · answer #7 · answered by ReeRee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would try the drop egg soup move.
2007-04-09 18:07:40 · answer #8 · answered by ami 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Even as we speak flying monkeys are plotting my demise.
2007-04-09 18:05:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
are they ninja turtles if so wash your hands after kicking butt they cary salmanella.
2007-04-09 18:06:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋