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A little birdie in the sky,
Dropped some bird crap in my eye.
Now, I won't fret,
and I won't cry,
I'm just thankful cows don't fly
If the world can agree on this, maybe we can agree on other things as well.
Comments?

2007-04-09 15:05:37 · 8 answers · asked by Robert B 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

8 answers

I did no such thing.

2007-04-09 15:10:49 · answer #1 · answered by . 7 · 4 0

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2016-10-21 11:55:41 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

I doubt you'll get even the peeps on this forum to agree.

The Muslims will praise Allah that a bird pooped on a Christian.

The Legalists/Atheists will point out that you indeed would be crying because the bird poop is extremely acidic and would burn your sensitive eye.

The Christians will say it was the will of God that a bird pooped on you and further proof that He exists.

The Buddhists will say you shouldn't wipe it off because it's from an animal and is therefore sacred.

The Wiccans / Satanists will claim they put a spell on you and MADE that bird poop on you.

2007-04-09 15:17:44 · answer #3 · answered by arewethereyet 7 · 2 0

Man, I just feel like a big corporate group hug....nobody?...well the crap and cow thing got me a little misty eyed.

2007-04-09 15:10:53 · answer #4 · answered by bonsai bobby 7 · 1 0

I don't know I've never had a birdie crap in my eye...can you guaranty that a cow will?

2007-04-09 15:09:35 · answer #5 · answered by † H20andspirit 5 · 0 0

Lets all try

2007-04-09 15:10:12 · answer #6 · answered by j.wisdom 6 · 0 0

nothing to comment on !

2007-04-09 15:10:59 · answer #7 · answered by James k 5 · 0 0

lol

2007-04-09 15:08:37 · answer #8 · answered by momof3 6 · 0 0

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