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Jesus is an alien, and would have to apply for a Greencard or Visa, or better yet would have to marry an American Girl to be allowed entry! Oh that makes my day knowing that he would still have to be denied entry into the US as he would be considered a rebellious religious organizer!

2007-04-09 13:39:30 · 27 answers · asked by YippyYahQQ 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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That's what you think! When he comes back , he will rule the nations. ALL of them! That includes the USA! He will not have to ask whether we can have prayer in school or whether we can have the Ten Commandments in court houses in America! He will not have to worry about anti Christian organizations like the ACLU! All will have to acknowledge the King and every knee will bow to the Lord! He will usher in his kingdom and only then will there be justice for all!
After all this time, man has only succeeded in showing that he cannot rule himself! I am looking forward to the Lord's return!

2007-04-09 13:51:20 · answer #1 · answered by Marie 7 · 1 0

Jesus' second coming will be on a cloud. From the cloud, Jesus will tell His Believers "Come up here!" He won't need citizenship, greencard or VISA. Instead, I submit that all Believers' citizenship is in heaven where they will spend their eternal life. Praise God!

2007-04-09 20:51:48 · answer #2 · answered by Diane H 3 · 0 0

Jesus is coming soon, yet you mock Him. Please repent and choose Jesus today or you will be lost, and He doesnt want anyone to be lost. and remember He is eager to forgive. BUt, believe it or not, Jesus is coming soon. He needs no permission, no card for entry, nor does He have any rules to go by. IT is we who must go by His rules, all of them.
WE either choose Jesus and be saved, or be rebellious and are following the devil whether we know it or not. Christians arent religious, thats man made stuff. Christians are lovers of GOd, followers of Jesus and live what they know is so, trying to tell others about Him so they may be saved too, and we get a lot of mean giving to us because of it, but it is worth it. Jesus sacrificed it all for us, unto death. The least we can do is to sacrifice selves for Him too, love HIm enough to obey Him, and He is coming soon. I pray you change your ind.

2007-04-09 20:45:00 · answer #3 · answered by full gospel shirley 6 · 1 0

Actually, in 1 Thes 4 it says He will remain in the sky and all those who believe in Him will join Him in the sky, then off they go to heaven for 1,000 years and come back and make sure earth gets a bit hot.

See the book below on specific historical prophecies that were fulfilled that made me rethink where I was.

2007-04-13 01:40:30 · answer #4 · answered by John Rosa 3 · 0 0

When Jesus returns, He will touch down on the mount of Olives and enter Jerusalem from the east. He will bring the believers with him and establish his kingdom on earth for 1,000 years before Satan is set free again for a short time. This is the prophecy of the bible. God is not mocked, you will reap what you sow.

2007-04-09 20:45:15 · answer #5 · answered by wassupmang 5 · 1 0

The One that created the world has to ask permission to enter the US? The One who walks on water, raises the dead, calms the wind and waves, speaks and devils and demons flee, that has 12 legions of angels at his command? When they took Him in the Garden of Gethsamane before the crucifixion He answered "I am He" and the soldiers fell down. That Jesus? I think you should know who your talking about. When you sober up read Matthew ch 5,6,&7. for starters.

2007-04-09 20:52:59 · answer #6 · answered by copperhead89 4 · 1 0

whose permission did he get, to rise from the dead. Did Caesar say, OK, go ahead, rise from the grave, and restore sanity to the universe. How did he walk on the stormy waves, which were not even flat water, but tumultuous splashing things. How did he create carbon atoms, to turn water H20, into wine (the best at the last).

2007-04-09 20:46:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Oh wow, I never thought of that before. I better find another religion to follow. My my, how mislead I have been.

Seeing as how he will desecnd from the skies, with an army of angels, I highly doubt we can stop him, but ya'll can try!

2007-04-09 20:44:13 · answer #8 · answered by sweetie_baby 6 · 0 0

If the gates of hell cannot prevail against Jesus, what ever gives you the notion that the United States can?? All this country has, is, and ever will be is through the Grace of God.

2007-04-09 20:45:07 · answer #9 · answered by Mamma mia 5 · 2 1

I'm sure they can make an exception.

New strategy to sneak into the US: Pretend you're Jesus.

2007-04-09 20:43:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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