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Dr.Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt really guilty.
No matter how much he tried his sense of betrayal was overwhelming,
But every once in a while he'd hear an internal reassuring voice say 'Dave don't worry about it, You aren't the first doctor to sleep with a patient and you won't be the last, and your single just let it go'
But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality whispering, 'Dave your a f **** ng vet'

2007-04-09 11:58:07 · 39 answers · asked by baby_CSJ_ xxx 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

I apolagise if any1 got offended, :-(
Just a joke it never really happened! Sorry! x x

2007-04-09 12:09:05 · update #1

39 answers

LOLOLOLOL

2007-04-09 12:00:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

L O L 9/10

2007-04-09 12:01:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Funny

2007-04-09 12:45:19 · answer #3 · answered by bye bye 5 · 0 0

Oh oh....

A cowboy rides into the desert on his horse and gets caught by Indians who bury him up to his neck in the blazing sun to die. The Indians sit around waiting and his horse grazes nearby. The horse gets real close, so the cowboy whispers in its ear. The horse gallops off and returns 2 hours later with a blonde woman wearing a long skirt and no panties, who walks over to the cowboy and squats over his head and rubs her box over his face and after a while gets off. The cowboy is fuming and calls his horse over and says I asked you to fetch me a posse.

2007-04-12 05:19:36 · answer #4 · answered by ask this dummy 4 · 0 0

Of course it's funny, the best jokes usually are!

2007-04-09 12:02:37 · answer #5 · answered by Modern Major General 7 · 0 0

You mutton tell people about these goings on.

You get the vet baa'd.

2007-04-10 09:28:41 · answer #6 · answered by GenetteS 3 · 0 1

Kinda saw it coming. But not bad. There wasn't any where else to go.

2007-04-09 12:05:56 · answer #7 · answered by Luch d 3 · 0 0

Nice twist! yeah, it's funny.

2007-04-09 12:01:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL, i was mad at first, but thanks for the laugh, i appreciate it! Ill star you for that, thats a 100-100, kewl!!!

2007-04-09 12:06:50 · answer #9 · answered by Just Mckale 2 · 0 0

so was the patient unconscious or awake?

If it was a sheep...well then hey, can you blame him!

2007-04-09 12:00:58 · answer #10 · answered by TONY 4 · 0 0

Yes that did make me chuckle. I fort it was gonna be lame. :)

2007-04-09 12:00:46 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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