an elderly man buys some extra stong viagra from a man in the pub.
after taking a few, he realises they're having no effect. so he goes back to the pub and confronts the man.
"i want my money back" he says "those pills were useless"
"no can do" the man replies
"ok, i'll sue you" says the old man angrily...
"go ahead" the man smirks....
"but it wont stand up in court"
2007-04-09 11:28:20 · 22 answers · asked by amri 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. LOL.
Good one!
Thanks for the laughs!
2007-04-09 14:28:38 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
L O L 9/10
2007-04-09 18:43:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaah
An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist said "That's no problem. How many do you want?"
The man answered, "Just a few, maybe four, but cut each one in four pieces."
The pharmacist said, "That won't do you any good."
The elderly gentleman said, "That's alright. I don't need them for sex anymore. I am over 80 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't piss on my shoes."
An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist said, 'That's no problem. How many do you want?'
The man answered, 'Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces.'
The pharmacist said 'That won't do you any good.'
The elderly gentleman said 'That's all right. I don't need them for sex anymore, as I'm over 80 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes'.
2007-04-09 18:46:55 · answer #3 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2007-04-09 18:41:48 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-04-09 18:37:30 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmao!
2007-04-09 18:38:25 · answer #6 · answered by renaeshauna 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good joke , I read it twice to get the idea.
2007-04-09 18:36:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
10/10 girl it made me lol
2007-04-09 19:55:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not without hard evidence!
2007-04-09 18:45:53 · answer #9 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats been out ages. still funny though
2007-04-09 18:48:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
smirk
2007-04-09 18:33:05 · answer #11 · answered by day shaun 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋