I found a Book yesterday down in the bottom of a cave near my home, and the Book clearly states that Serpents cannot open their mouths and speak Hebrew.
I suspect that this is a true Book, because the Book says that the Book is a true Book, and it says this right there in the front-pages of the Book.
What more proof could I possibly need?
2007-04-09 11:00:22 · 15 answers · asked by Immayomama 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Not sure if it is true or not, but I do see a potential new religion and also a marketing campaign that could make one very very wealthy, perhaps toy snakes that speak in hisses, and of course they should be multi-lingual, press 2 for espanol!
2007-04-09 11:07:50 · answer #1 · answered by p_isfor_pecker 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You need to go and read the Bible you might get more understanding about what's going on in life! Oh, and if you're wondering why I know the Bible is a true book is because the amazing prophesies that have been fulfilled and are being fulfilled right now - its accuracy is incredible when you truly study it with an open mind.
2007-04-09 18:09:38 · answer #2 · answered by north_lights20 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Who said a serpent ever spoke Hebrew?
Did I mess up the joke? Maybe you should have just stuck with "serpents can't speak a human language"? Or maybe, "serpents lack the vocal apparatus to sufficiently reproduce the variety of sounds that human beings are capable of"?
Maybe you can retype it so it would be more accurate and funny?
2007-04-09 18:18:58 · answer #3 · answered by zombiehive 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Don't just read and take what you want to hear and leave out the rest. According to the Bible, the serpent was cursed after what he had done. There are lots abilities serpents had then that they don't have now, not just the lost of the ability to speak.
2007-04-09 18:07:03 · answer #4 · answered by Some call me "E" 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
So true... that a serpent can not speak... no one ever said that it did... only that Satan used it to project his voice so that Eve would not be too scared as it used to be a beautiful thing before it was cursed to crawl on its belly for the rest of eternity...
2007-04-09 18:06:16 · answer #5 · answered by Teri 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If the book itself says the book is true, then surely it must be true... because a book would not lie about itself.
2007-04-09 18:18:10 · answer #6 · answered by milomax 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A lot of books say they're true, you must decide for yourself. Don't have others make your decisions.
2007-04-09 18:10:23 · answer #7 · answered by Shauna O 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh! I think you found my old science book!
2007-04-09 18:10:41 · answer #8 · answered by KC 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would be suspicious of anything that claimed authenticity by virtue of its claim of authenticity.
2007-04-09 19:03:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't believe a word you are saying, and that is the truth, does that answer your question.
2007-04-09 18:19:44 · answer #10 · answered by Auburn 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋