How can I politely tell a coworker her wet flatulence is showing through her pants?

Answer 1

I had an overnight guest let rip with a massive fart, which I didn't think anything of until the next day when I thought I should wash my 300 thread count sheets, and found she had left a spray of fecal matter. Fortunately, it was on her side of the bed, so she ended up sleeping in it.

haven't spoken to her since. Do you think I should call her?

Answer 2

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Answer 3

If you have a good relationship with that coworker, tell her that there is a "thing" on her clothes. But be discreet. Don't tell anyone else, or comment, even if other comment about it.

Answer 4

i think cinna has the right answer, you dont have to let em know that you know what it is. just a simple "i think there was something on you chair and now its on your pants."
Im sure you will find a way.

Answer 5

If you're inside the office, wait until she comes back from lunch and ask her if its raining outside because you think that she sat in a puddle!

Answer 6

I wouldn't. That's just too funny to ruin! I'd take a picture or 10.

And if that's really your pic, the pink hair rox.

Answer 7

She already knows. There is no polite way, but a direct way with no mailce would be good.

Answer 8

''Hey, d'you catch that episode of (insert show) last night?... Yeah me neither, but you've crapped your pants and everyone can see it, please, show a little respect for your co-workers and try to at least act like you weren't raised in the woods by a pack of wild pigs. Sheesh''

Answer 9

Hahaha!

Answer 10

Whisper to her to go check the back of her pants she must have sat on something..