we both got really high and then we went to a bar.
i got drunk and the last thing i remember is me saying
"that badge looks stupid"
now i hear sirens
what should i do?
2007-04-09 10:32:57 · 19 answers · asked by philosophizer 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Blame it all on god. If it weren't for him, there wouldn't be any weed to smoke, or alcohol to drink. Get a good lawyer, and god will go down for everything. Your not at fault anyway.
F*ckin god(what a lush!)
2007-04-09 10:38:47 · answer #1 · answered by poopinmypocket 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I know the Shamans way of getting stoned with weeds and they really get high on their spirits but at least you are not one of them stoned to death by the Jewish Law.
That " badge look stupid" is not good all the time. You are lucky you're not holding anything that would look like a weapon. Sirens will not be the only thing you'll hear.
Stay away from weeds. Go get a serious life of responsibility to yourself if not to your society.
2007-04-09 17:43:04 · answer #2 · answered by Rallie Florencio C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Back in time when I smoked pot we ran out of paper so I used a page out of the back of my Bible and I wasn't even atheist or agnostic at the time. God didn't say or do a thing to me.
I still have that Bible! Back then it had no meaning, today the Word of God meets every spiritual essential need that I have.
2007-04-09 17:41:14 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First of all God is apart of us all and yes he was with u. U should thank him 4 getting u the help u needed, 2 sober up 4b you kill someone are maybe, just maybe u visited the afterlife and sirens u heard was the welcome committee.
2007-04-09 17:48:16 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How old are you?
Because depending on your age then you not get in trouble for getting dunk but you will get in trouble for getting "high"
Hope you have a really good Lawyer.
Good Luck
2007-04-09 17:44:41 · answer #5 · answered by Black Rose 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get another doze fast works for me(use the god thing in court tell them u felt God :) )
2007-04-09 17:37:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
chances are they have already taken you away by the time you get this sooo tell god that he screwed you over next time you guys chat. he always leaves dealing with the fuzz on me too.
2007-04-09 17:38:13 · answer #7 · answered by Sally 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
quit lying and trying to get attention
2007-04-09 17:40:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
call 911
2007-04-09 17:35:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
give me the weed and don't fight the man w/ the nice shiny badge.
2007-04-09 17:37:00 · answer #10 · answered by i hate undies! 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋